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Doodle

A long shaft that keeps the missus going
How was my doodle , yeh it's hugh
by Doodledo December 6, 2025
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Doodle Scrub

A person who lacks skills in playing the popular iPhone and iPod touch app Doodle Jump.
Jerry, you only got 45,000 points in Doodle Jump. You're a Doodle Scrub!
by Chenimal December 31, 2009
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Doodle Dip

Infamous quote from the obscure 1994 PC game SpaceKids. Repeatedly said by one of the kids whenever they get into some deep doodle shit.

Popularized by Vinny from Vinesauce.
Man: Hey kid, want some ice cream?
Kid: Yes!
Man: Get into my van and I'll show you my newest popsicle flavor: doodle dip!
*pulls out cock*
by thatonehatefulguy January 2, 2019
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doodle lupus

Doodle Lupus
Origin: late 21st century English

Noun

1. (Medical) Described in late 2021, a disease primarily psychiatric in origin, wherein all perceived ailments are related to a singular underlying source. It is characterized by diffuse pain, poor sleep, minimal activity, victimhood, and a feeling of specialness, significance. Uniformly fatal within the mind.

2. (Astronomical) The hybrid poodle and wolf. A constellation situated close to and almost within Uranus.
“My husband won’t talk to me, my house is a wreck, and this flare-up of doodle lupus is causing extreme brain fog with 10/10 pain, so yes, Terry, I’m going to need an extra hour coming into work today.”
by patspatspats January 18, 2022
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Doodle Doc

Most people think a doctor has to be a person who helps sick people get better. That's the general idea, but some of them don't get people better. Maybe they are pushing the latest drug that they got free from a drug rep, and the drug is more dangerous than the sickness it's supposed to cure. Maybe they have been at the pop for so long that they can't even read a thermometer let alone their own case notes. Maybe they are religiously persuaded that sin causes some sickness and the sick people need Jesus. Who knows?

But they don't do their job. They are doodle docs.
Willy: I went into surgery and came out with half the surgeons' tools still inside me. Oh, sure, they took'em out. But I will never play the violin again.

Henrietta: Damn those doodle docs

Willy: But you should see my court settlement. I'm richer than the entire hospital staff.

Henrietta: Ah, dear, let me give you a hug.
by verbusaccidentibus August 7, 2010
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Doodle Snooping

Aimlessness like Behaviour, Standing around watching other people, Listening to converstions in the background with no input, Does not have much to say.
Hey i think that guy is Doodle Snooping, He's been hanging around us all day but hasnt said much at all. Yeah he is a real Doodle Snooper
by Daniel Shepheard December 5, 2009
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Doodle dangles

Wang bang, weiner, ball bag, the overall male region
My friend stepped on a rake in his yard, and it flew up and smacked him in the doodle dangles.
(Hah, sucker.)
by Cheezi Potatoes December 12, 2010
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