dike blow

When a girl or boy (someone with long hair) comes inside after it has been windy outside and their hair has blown to look like a mullet. Especially common when the person is wearing sunglasses on the top of their head.

Did you see Jenni's dike blow when she came inside today? There must've been a tornado outside.

by Nikki8491 April 22, 2006

Dike clip

a carabiner used for anything and everything except climbing

I attach my keys to my pants with a dike clip.

by allicat1196 February 25, 2009

dike-aholic

The act of doing very lesbian things with other people and can't control themselves. Usually towards guys that do womanly things like shopping, cooking, wearing make up, etc.

Hey Josh have you seen Joe lately.
Yeah he's acting like a dike-aholic.

by ReaL April 22, 2014

Dike Toe

When the toe next to the big toe is longer than the big toe itself.

“Damn did you see Liz?”
“Yeah, I wasnt aware she hed such a Dike Toe”
“Bro it looks like she could swoop down from the sky and grab lunch with those talons”

by Mad Handsome April 20, 2018

Dike Burn

When 2 lesbians scissor for too long there cooters start to burn up due to friction of each others pubes.

Man I got some serious Dike Burn last night with my gf.

by StrayGeese March 12, 2020

Dike-hood

Prepubescent realization of ones gay tendencies. Being a real big dike.

The level of dike-hood they possessed impresses me for being so young.

by Daren williams November 4, 2020

Dike-abetes

Sexually transmitted obesity. The symptoms include: Dry mouth and Vagina, with low to zero vitamin D

That pussy tasted so good; Now I got Dike-abetes.

by DavidChapel November 28, 2020