dixy dipstick

a person that can't follow simple instructions, and constantly aggravates everyone they come in contact with

Dude 1: "bro there was a real dixy dipstick out in the parking lot this morning"
Dude 2: "what he do?"
Dude 1: "this guy took up four parking spaces for his shitty car."

by Zandigas November 19, 2017

checking the dipstick

When a girl fingers a guy's asshole while sucking you off.

Man, Kim is a crazy bitch! The other night she was checking the dipstick.

by pooooooooooooopfart October 14, 2017

Taco Bell Dipstick

When having anal sex, the man pulls out so that their partner can perform fellatio, then resumes. Unlike regular ass-to-mouth, the Taco Bell Dipstick only occurs if the anal sex continues after the blowjob.

"My girlfriend let me give her a Taco Bell Dipstick for my birthday."

by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020

Kentucky Dipstick

Whence entering a female from the backside doggy-style whilst enjoying a hearty lipper of chaw, the act of pulling out of the vay-jay, hawking a copious amount of dip spit on to your peenie and then plunging into the poor girl's poopshoot. Kentucky dipstick.

I decided to check my girl's oil, and surprise her with a righteous ol' Kentucky dipstick.

by CreepyStevie September 1, 2009

freaky dipstick

the male genitalia in erect form

I'm going to check her oil with my freaky dipstick.

by Grandpajonny July 14, 2005

Gabble headed dipstick

One who is being incredibly stupid there for needing to be told so, so they don't get offended.

" That was so lame you gabble headed dipstick!"

by Nick123465 February 1, 2008

The Bianchi Dipstick

The act of being in the 69 position and "checking the girl's oil" (insertion of finger into doodie hole). Then sniffing finger for purity. Checking anal viscosity.

The Bianchi Dipstick: That girl Jen looks pretty hot. I'm gonna give her a Bianchi Dipstick and check her 10w30.

by Pencil-Dick Jones April 28, 2011