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High School Diploma

Paper that costs $15,000(or more) that proves you passed even though you didn't study anything in high school and makes College or uni professors scratch their head if they should report the school who gave you that paper.
My dog wanted to play fetch so I threw my high school diploma.
by MtheWeiss May 27, 2018
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diplomancy

The dark arts of winning wars with friendship and lies, and expecting the same from one's opponents. The dark side of the arts of diplomacy.
Watch out. He might help you in the near-term, but he's a diplomancer, he already knows exactly when he's going to burn your friendship and stab you in the back.

Some people can't play Neptune's Pride more than once, because they don't have the emotional constitution for diplomancy. They just can't enjoy a game that requires them to doublecross their allies.
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Shotgun Diplomacy

A decent ska band based out of sunny Gainesville, FL.

Their best song is Zombies.
"Shotgun Diplomacy really got the mosh pit going last night."

"Yeah, but not as much as Angry Banana."
by fahoogleghads March 1, 2010
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Puerto Rican Diploma

The police officer ran out of toner printing his/her Puerto Rican Diploma
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 23, 2013
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diplomacy

Resisting the urge to slap someone in the face and yell, "Liar!"

This is a quote from Susie Madrak, aka Urban Guerrilla, as posted at Crooks & Liars.
Clinton is only telling the truth as it suits the long-term Mideast strategy. For example, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has ignored the settlement moratorium for which she's praising him -- but hey, that's what diplomacy is
by peacearena September 20, 2010
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Trump-China Diplomacy

Trump-China Diplomacy is a form of fallacious logic/diplomacy applied by Trump to blame China for any/all of the shortcomings of the United States global and economic policies. This form of logic appeals to the idea that Americans are being overtaken by China on all fronts, and is used to blame China for the downfall of American infrastructure, technology and the economy while avoiding valid questions entirely. Used without supporting facts, evidence, generally instills hatred against the Chinese while widening the diplomatic gap between our nations and provides no effective solution or approach to fix the problem in question. Not to be confused with actual, evidence based facts of how the Chinese are abusing American Economic Policies for their own benefit.
Speaker 1: How would you seek to promote the economic growth of the United States and its markets abroad?
Trumpian Speaker: The United States used to be a great country! We had exports to almost every part of the world. But now, nobody wants to buy our products! China's market has grown exponentially greater than ours! They are destroying our economy! I looked at my toilet paper this morning while I was using the restroom, and it said in fine print along the border "Made in China". We need to do something about this Chinese threat! And if you elect me I will fix this, I guarantee it!!

Savvy American: This Trump-China Diplomacy is sure to bring disaster to our nation.
by dreamx87 February 14, 2017
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Cotton Diplomacy

The South's use of cotton as a tool of foreign policy during the Civil War.
by Emokiss June 5, 2009
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