dilf

a sexy paternal figure, the reason you go over to your friend's house.

Man, Mr. Ponsetto's such a dilf!!!! I'd tots tap that.

by anbrias March 27, 2010

ani difranco

The only person in the world whose music it is impossible to dislike. Music ranges from folk to almost-punk to spoken poetry to jazz to funk to whatever the hell else you want. Lyrics generally have to do with politics, the fact that guys suck, and lesbian-ness. See eargasm.

"Wow, look, someone else named Laurah already defined Ani Difranco!"

"I love the way Ani Difranco says the word 'government'."

by laurah borealis September 18, 2005

diffrent

different misspelled

I diffrent then everyone.

by nembrot December 7, 2010

DILF

DILF = Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck

see: Stephen Colbert

there is nothing like a DILF

by ekb123 November 8, 2006

dillrod

Term given to a farm worker of below average intelligence

I told Rick to pick some squash and the dillrod picked eggplant.

by Boss with the Hot Sauce July 30, 2005

dilf

Dad I'd like to fuck

Check out that milf and dilf over there by the pool.

by jL December 26, 2002

dilf

damon albarn.

"where did the word 'dilf' come from?"
"damon albarn, obviously."

by graham&damonluvr69420 May 27, 2021