cyber diet

When you must go without your phone (including social medias) for an extended period of time.

dude, my phone broke and i cant get a new one until next week, looks like im on a cyber diet.

by SuperDuperWordGirl December 20, 2013

GAMBLERS DIET

When a gambler goes out to Las Vegas, Loses all his money on friday night, and has to barrow from friends or eat off used plates at the keno bar until sunday afternoon.

Carlos went to Vegas last weekend. He played Texas Hold em for a couple of hours and lost. So he moped around the rest of the weekend on a Gamblers Diet.

by Broke4real November 6, 2010

WoW diet

when you eat around the clock becuase a creepy little 12 year old needs to be run through WC.

the wow diet consists of Chiko rolls chips and pizza

by freshfuxx March 18, 2008

Urban Dieting

People who elect to screw the Weight Watchers point system and make up their own damn rules.

Weight Watchers needs to have an 'Oh Shit' I lost count point system because it's not working as the absinthe and martinis keep flowing. I can only continue with an urban dieting plan!

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 18, 2009

COD diet

when you lose a lot of weight due to missing meals, because you play too much call of duty

Guy 1: Dude, have you lost weight?
Guy 2: Yeah, after Black Ops came out, I went back on the COD diet.

by papa_squat_0516 December 20, 2010

Spit Diet

Eating food and enjoying the flavor of it, but spitting it out after the flavor is out or it is no longer chewable.

Although similar to bulimia, it does not involve any vomiting.
You won't get any calories, but it is not guaranteed.

This diet is not recommended to anybody.

Amy: Ugh, I'm on like, a no food diet, but I want to eat pizza so badly!

Krista: Why don't you just do the spit diet?

by Jean Louise Finch January 8, 2011

diet boyfriend

All the fun, half the calories. A fuck buddy basically, but a much better name for it :)

he's my diet boyfriend. Don't have to deal with none of his problems!

by hypermonkeychik June 25, 2010