The Mornin’ Dew

Wet pussy in the morning. Woke, wet and ready.

Rachel did the morning grind on my leg and I could feel the mornin’ dew. So I hit it good. She was late to work.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

dewing the mountain

using mountain dew as an anti spermacide during intercourse

dewing the mountain is when you and you girlfriend are about to have sex except shees not on the pill and your out of condoms so before penetration you pour mountain dew on your dick and in her vagina then u fuck her safe sex in a can

dewing the mountain

by E J T D August 17, 2011

mtn dew

The crap new name of mountain dew. Everything about the old logo is better.

"Why the fuck did they change the name to mtn dew?"

by baseracer January 30, 2009

mane dew

A reply to people in agreement. Alternative form of saying yes.

Let's hit up the club tonight.
Mane dew.
Wanna go drink some brewsky's?
Mane dew.

by Mike Breezy December 7, 2009

Jager Dew

An alcoholic drink made by mixing Jägermeister and the popular soda drink Mountain Dew.

Pronounced "yay-ger dew" or in many drunken occasions "jay-ger dew".

Made popular by the students at UAlbany.

"Yo I brought the Mountain Dew"
"Sweet I got the Jager"
"JAGER DEW!"
"mountain bombs?"

by Listen dude October 25, 2007

Dew Jew

n. - One who buys a Mt. Dew cube for himself but refuses to share.

Ted: I'm so damn thirsty.

Fred: Yeah, too bad Eric is being a Dew Jew.

by TehJestR October 19, 2010

Mountain Dew

The nectar of the gods.

Hera: would you like something to drink, honey?
Zeus: more mountain dew, bitch.

by Gulliver Foyle III January 22, 2009