d-s-l

dick sucking lips

yo she got do's d-s-l's

by T-Gunz October 7, 2003

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

do i look like i give a fuck

teacher:hey your late for class young man
Student:D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

by lil' man November 8, 2006

F L D S

Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)

Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"

Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....

by buzzardbait February 26, 2011

W.A.L.D.O.

W.A.L.D.O. is an acronym for the White American Legal Defense Organization...

W.A.L.D.O. does not currently exist nor has it ever. It is an "organization" that is meant to bring to light the hypocrisy of a nation that states it wants "equal rights for everyone"... yet divides people into separate groups when it comes time for them to get likewise treatment in a judicial setting...

There is a Latino, Black, Mexican, Asian, Jewish, Gay American Legal Defense Fund... can someone please tell me... Where's W.A.L.D.O...

by Jared L. Ohlinger July 14, 2009

THE B.J.L.D. LOOK

BJLD stands for "Big Johnny Love Dart,"
the penis...duh! When a guy gives a chick the BJLD look, he wants to get a leg over, if ya know what I mean. Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm wants to do push ups in that dark, damp, love tunnel until he pukes.

I was givin' her the B.J.L.D. look from across the bar. She then threw a beer glass at me and told me to 'fuck off.'

by weave August 10, 2003

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck...

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. about the new rims on yo car

by J Thompson December 11, 2005

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

stands for - Do I Look Like I Give A F*@k

when you couldn't care less..

Pronounced Dilly-Gaf
simmilar to D GAF and D GAS

When someone feels the need to tell you something you don't care about

friend- 'wow did you hear the teacher is having a baby!'
me- 'D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F?!'

by Kiewwa54 October 30, 2007