cyclocross

A bicycle race in which riders ride road style bikes modified for use off road. The race often contains some pavement along with technical sections and obstacles such as hurdles which the rider must dismount and jump over.

Jeff- Dude, what is cyclocross like?
John- A time trial with intervals.

by aaadslfasdlkf January 22, 2006

Cyclone

A typhoon or hurricane.

Cyclones can really fuck-up Bangladesh

by JBurton31 May 3, 2010

bomb cyclone

A desperate attempt by the crazed fake news in America to over dramatize the weather. A "bomb cyclone" as daunting as the name suggests, is actually just a snowstorm with high winds, you know ... like a blizzard ? The news is really sinking to new lows every day for ratings it seems.

"Yo do you want to get bombed for the bomb cyclone tomorrow?"
"You mean the snow storm that we've been seeing in New England since the discovery of weather?"
"No man! This one's all bombed up!"
"You're bombed it sounds like, but yeah I'm down to drink."

by F4ke N3ws April 24, 2018

cycloboozing

Exploring a city's bars/breweries via bicycle. A sport with an emphasis on a rider's ability to endure aerobic activity and bike-handling while intoxicated.

Alex: Hey Jon, I heard Lagunitas and Goose Island are each serving new beers this weekend.
Jon: Maybe we should cancel our plans and enjoy some good ole fashioned cycloboozing.

by Titatotta October 24, 2014

having a tug of war with cyclops

masturbation, wanking, having one off the wrist

Tony was having a tug of war with cyclops.

by Anonymous January 7, 2004

Shit cyclone

A largely unpleasant time where numerous bad things happen to you at once.
A 'shit storm' of great intensity.

My girlfriend's pregnant, I think I'm gay, I just got fired, my car's been impounded, my house is on fire, I think I just killed someone and I have a crazy rash on my johnson.
Dude, I'm in a friken shit cyclone.

by Greenery July 6, 2008

cyclops

an emo kid with a strand of hair covering half of his/her face so it looks as if he or she only has one eye

The beauty and the cyclops ran away into the forest.

by selftaughtgenius November 14, 2005