Early Cuyler

The main character on the Adult Swim show, "Squidbillies", one of the funniest and underrated shows on AS. He is a hillbilly squid living deep in the wilds of Georgia with his mother, sister Lil and his son Rusty. He drinks moonshine, commits armed robbery at the local store, fucks with the cops, grows ganja, and loves Lynyrd Skynyrd and .38 Special. He had an illegitimate squid with an enormous white woman with a mullet who lives on a mattress in the town dump, always drinking a Big Gulp.
His sexiest accesory is a large donkey-penis hat that he wore to church.

Rusty: Is it my turn to drive, daddy?
Early: Do not touch the trim!

Deric from Pissfuck, KT is a loser version of Early Cuyler!

by sidandnancy July 13, 2007

Culter35

A YouTube channel that has over 540,000 subscribers. It follows around a man named Anthony Mennella and his friends, (Andew, Ryan, Toph, Seth, Grandpa, Larry, and Matt) going on some weird adventures such as time-traveling and selling stuff to make money. The skits involve characters such as S'mores and Siren Head, The latter being made solely while in quarantine during the covid-19 pandemic. They also have a TikTok called @realculter35 (the culter35 username was taken by some young boy) that has over 150,000 followers.

Culter35 Fan: "Hey! Aren't you Grandpa's arch-nemisis from Culter35?"

Mr. Mulligan: "Never heard of em'! Oh and don't come back until you get my Filet-O-Fish sandwich!"

by Some TikTok Fan November 27, 2020

Cutlerish

A gigantic pussy. Acting in a cowardly, timid or unmanly manner, especially in the presence of brave men. In general terms, the perceived failure to demonstrate sufficient robustness in the face of a challenging situation.

A reference to the 2011 NFC championship game in which Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears, who was performing poorly, left the game with a knee injury, and did not return, despite his team being down and his being able to walk around on the side line.

My buddy is trying to break it off with his girl, but hes being really cutlerish about it.

by Heythere!!!! January 25, 2011

Saucy cutlet

1. A meat patty covered in sauce.

2. An attractive female.
Real men love eating meat patties, especially meat gloriously lathered in sauce. Saucy cutlet, when applied to the female sex, refers to those women who you would like to cover in some of your own salad dressing.

NB: a compliment only to be dished out to females >8.5

* Cutlet often pronounced as in French with a silent last letter (coo-lay)

Jeeezus look at that saucy cutlet (coo-lay) on the dance floor. She really tickles my fancy.

by Sandwich_Camera July 19, 2012

Pizza Cutter

All edge and no point.

"We actually need to kill all the weebs."
"Stfu Mike you're such a pizza cutter."

by AvocadoNegroPhallus March 24, 2019

cuttered

adj.

in baseball, the state of having been struck out on a cutter pitch, especially that thrown by Roy Halladay.

On his opening day with the Phillies, Roy Halladay cuttered 6 of his 9 strike out victims.

by Zoo With Roy April 9, 2010

Spork Cutlet Bowl

A Spork Cutlet Bowl is the most unholy object known to man. It was sculpted from a cheap block of clay, no one knew how much power it would hold. It started as a simple Katsudon sculpture, but then a spork was added giving it the ultimate power. The sheer level of gay it holds is unstoppable, it will soon become our overlord...

The homosexuals be raving about the Spork Cutlet Bowl.

by Spork Cutlet Bowl November 27, 2019