The Cupboard

A term for a place that someone masturbates in.

"Look at ol' Thomas, wanking away in The Cupboard."

by Weedster Parker January 27, 2022

cupboard-climber

Used to describe a male who gets sexually excited after climbing into or on top of a females cupboard

Bro! Why are you hiding in the girls boarding cupboard? You're such a cupboard-climber

by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024

Tantalus's Cupboard (TC)

A non newspeak term for Universal Basic Income (UBI).

When goods and services are technically available, visible in store windows, online websites and metaverses, but ordinary citizens can't access them due to shortages, rationing, price and an unacceptable social credit score.

Tantalus a Greek mythological figure, most famous for his punishment in Tartarus, was made to stand in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches. The fruit ever eluding his grasp, the water always receding before he could take a drink.

Carmen: "I just got my UBI payment, but it's barely enough for rent."
Beth: "Classic TC"
Carmen: "fml and f Tantalus's Cupboard (TC)"

by jr99999 July 8, 2024

Shit cupboard

Cupboard where you store all the stuff you don’t need but can’t bare to throw away, just in case.

Gaz said “ I had to replace my toilet on Sunday but to get to the stop cock I then had to empty my shit cupboard....

by Dan1ssol June 19, 2024

cupboard hag

A crotchety old bag of bones that lurks around one's home without the knowledge of the residents

the cupboard hag sat in the musty attic combing her thinning hair and trolling people on the internet

by Cupboardhag November 14, 2015

Indian in the Cupboard

The inner native in every one (despite race)that comes out after too much cheap whisky(wishkey)

*Jeff punches baby

Craig:"whats wrong with Jeff"
Aaron"Hes been drinking Canadian Club all day. He let loose the indian in the cupboard."

by SMegMatic69 May 10, 2022

jelly cupboard

When blood clots begin to ooze out of one's B-hole as a result of rapid paced anal sex with a severe lack of lubricants.

There I was in Caribou Maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this Vietnamese prostitute in the shit shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. She probably ended up with a jelly cupboard.

by Professor Tripp October 13, 2016