Cuckleberry

Someone who is a cuck but also an extremely unintelligent and a vegetable like person.

Your a hecking cuckleberry kate

by T Jeff January 3, 2020

Cucklefuck

A person who annoyingly brags about things you don’t care about but in their mind they think it’s important for you to know

If this cucklefuck shows me one more picture of his pool I’m gonna snap

by Gutterballs June 1, 2020

Cucklesuck

The action of sucking a man's balls

"My girl gave me a cucklesuck last night"

by MecaBlox January 17, 2023

crunkled

So crazy drunk that you've become crippled.

Dude, I was so crunkled last night that I couldn't get off the couch to go out.

by Casper64 October 14, 2006

cankles

Also known as “peasant ankles” for the ostensible stability and hardiness afforded by the wide, steady base of the legs, which aids in long hours of tillage and harvesting. As such, the condition is most prominent in women of Russian or Italian ancestry.
It is the condition where the ankle girth is equal to or indiscernibly less than the girth of the widest part of the calf. It is not ankle fat per se, but rather a state of being “big-boned” in the ankle region while simultaneously experiencing gross muscle atrophy of the gastrocnemius.
Symptoms include: deep elastic grooves from socks, increased razor wear-and-tear, ability to reap 20 bushels of grain per hour.

Man 1: "That girl's wasting her time on the calf machine at the gym--there ain't no cure for cankles"
Man 2: "Hopefully she'll marry a farmer"

by paranoid randroid November 6, 2008

cankles

n. 1) An aesthetically unfortunate physiological condition which leaves its victims with no discernable narrowing of the ankle between the calf and the foot. 2) An ankle which has no discernable narrowing from the calf to the foot. History: The word is derived a combination of the words calf and ankle. Victims of this condition are advised to avoid the following: ankle boots, ankle-strap shoes, anklets, ankle socks, ankle tattoos, high-top shoes, and any other footwear or legwear that might draw attention to the cankle region.

Kelly has a classic case of cankles -- her calves are the same width from knee to foot.

by snarkette March 4, 2005

cuntlers

Huge, 1 inch, multi-headed warts on either side of a pussy. It looks like a mounted deer rack if the front of the deer's head were removed.

I tried to give her oral, but she bucked me off with her cuntlers.

I dodged her cuntlers to give her oral and ended up with warts all over my face.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 25, 2009