cumthority

One's desire to ejaculate at the residence of another to establish dominance and superiority.

Me: Tyrone must have been so scared of me when I was proving my cumthority at his house to bondage midget porn!
Friend: That's my fetish.

by Fuhrer Sebadragosa X September 5, 2013

Cumtastic

When you think someone is fantastic to the point of wanting to cum in them

Dawg melissa is cumtastic bro

by Lil_nando June 3, 2020

cumtainer

a container that is stored with cum you can always use just in case you run out. It’s like having your very own sperm bank

damn so I heard you can’t have kids anymore.

Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer

by thatguy_755 March 2, 2021

Cumtastic

When someone or something is both fantastic and delicious or fantastic and orgasmic. Cumtastic! Can quite literally be used during any conversation, but I find I use it the most when trying to emphasize how good food is or how delicious someone looks or makes me feel.

1; Did you see how good Morgan looked today? Mmm very cumtastic!

2; I had THE best chicken and waffles the other day, they were absolutely cumtastic.

3; I love how I can just be myself with her and tell her anything. Being able to be open with someone like that is cumtastic.

by The Top Bruh August 1, 2021

Cumtext

When you cum well sexting

Salem just cumtexted

I will cumtext

by YPC7 November 28, 2021

Cumtinous

The escalation of the 8 different types of orgasms (actually more if you include nipple only, auditory etc) but 8 down there with the pinnacle of a constant barrage of changing orgasms that do not stop. This includes squirting in the mix.. Literally, women continually orgasm and they get stronger, and change in intensity and then become rolling combos until they all fire at once and do not stop then become continous.

Had a swinger party the other night and the the 6 women who have experienced my skill encouraged a 7th woman, who says she is difficult to make orgasm once, helped to let go and become cumtinous after 30mins.

by 9insatiabull4hrs January 20, 2022

cumtainer

It is said of the person swallowing a large amount of cum directly coming from a virile member so large and long (e.g. cocktimus prime) that the only alternative to not swallowing it would end up being suffocation.

Last night, at the office, I had to workplay so hard! When Jessica offered to help me I ended up using her as my cumtainer. She almost suffocated.

by LCFO December 9, 2021