cumsplosion

When you orgasm so hard, your cum goes in more than one direction.

Ex:
Jake: Dude, I haven't fucked anyone in so long, that when I came, It was a total cumsplosion!
Drake: whoa, man that's crazy

by ThatOneGuyWhoF ckedUrMum December 21, 2018

Cumsplosion

When you fill a balloon with your cum and give it to someone then you pop it over them creating a cumsplosion

He gave me a balloon but it was a cumsplosion

by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021

cumspunktivitis

Burning irritation of the eye as a result of ejaculate coming into contact with the sclera.

No I don't have pink eye, I have cumspunktivitis.

Zac tried to avert his eyes but Pete still shot him in the face and he had cumspunktivitis for the rest of the day.

Have you ever gotten cum in your eye Gabriel? It burns...and that's called cumspunktivitis.

by Muppetsoup, Andyavon February 3, 2010

cumsack glitterballs

A sex move in which glitter is stuck onto the penis using a sperm adhesive. After the glitter is attached, a person proceeds to give the glitter-covered penis a blowjob.

I stole all of the glitter from the Glitter Factory to have some cumsack glitterballs with a daytime hooker.

by ChodeDogLover69 January 13, 2016

cumsack

A piece of shit person that fucks a lot of girls.

" That guy is such a cumsack

by rylee043 March 26, 2017

Cumspot

A word used to accurately describe Barrack Obama, or any other member of the liberal wing of the Democratic Party

Barrack Obama thinks he is the chosen one, but actually he is simply a cumspot on the bedsheets of American history

by Social Commentator May 13, 2009

cumspray

When a male begins urinating and left over ejaculate in his penis causes him to spray wildly, thereby making a mess of the toilet

Mike: Bro! How wasted were you last night?! There's piss stains all over the wall!
Devin: Nah dude, not drunk, just cumspray.

by JeffreyX April 22, 2011