Chumpslow

Describes a chump who walks way to slow. Can be used in place of “Slower than a dead turtle”.

Jordan is a chumpslow.

by John Roma July 6, 2019

mein comps

mein kamph is a book by hitler and in german means "my struggle" and comprehensive exams are a pain in the ass so hence mein comps

Bob: fuck i got an f on my comp!
Joe: yeah, mein comps!

by rek-cram November 14, 2010

Cumpatriot

A person who takes pride or is patriotic of their semen's color,texture,taste,smell,density,load size,ejaculatory velocity,sperm count,accuracy etc. Basically someone who is in love with his semen and the act of ejaculating.

Bro #1-"Dude, Miles is such a cumpatriot"
Bro #2- " I know brah, he cant stop talking about his jack adventures, i bet he's in love with his hot foam"
Bro #1- "totes dawg, lets go taste each others brojuice"
Bro #2- "I'll get the big black dildos!"

by a-dizzledawg September 20, 2009

cumpedo

When you are in a public pool and you stick you penis in the jet and cum, then your cum shoots across the pool.

Person in Pool: "Ah something just hit me in the leg"
Person 2 in Pool: "Sorry it was my cumpedo

by Sjkool May 21, 2017

cumpère

A person who introduces the performers or contestants at the Annual Porn Awards.

Kathy was the cumpère again at this year's Backdoor Porn Awards. She won best Anal Porn Scene for her part in the movie "Take The Gravy Train."

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Cumpatriot

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.

Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.

by The BS Express January 23, 2022

the Crumps

Unlike more common venereal diseases, 'the Crumps' is a sexually transmitted infection of such resiliance, David Hasselhoff is said to be heard singing in the ear of the afflicted as their genitals finally crumble. Thought to have originated in Yorkshire when a radioactive pubic louse bit an unsuspecting young rugby player on the cock. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Thick, cloudy or bloody discharge from the penis or vagina
Metallic rings appearing on the genitals
Painful bowel movements
Severe adverse reaction to alcohol
Poor life choices

Listen, and understand. You've caught the Crumps. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

If you've been stabbed and then you get shot, the stabbing is nothing. It's the same with HIV and the Crumps.

by The third attempt May 17, 2018