cumment

A comment on facebook or other social media that lets the reader know that they are going to be ejaculating by the time they press enter or send. This is usually done while typing one handed.

If I had a nickel, everytime a dude would cumment on my facebook pictures... I would be one rich bitch.

by terramayfield January 17, 2012

cummling

Sexual nature of a woman or person who loves being showered in cum (semen, sperm). An oral fixation and appetite in making a man cum.

Uhhhhhhhh! You're such a fucking cummling for daddy.

by tweezym.babyyy May 19, 2010

Cummer

A street in Toronto, Ontario running from Yonge St. to Leslie St. between Finch and Steeles.

The 42 goes along Cummer.

by mista conspiracy July 27, 2005

cummed

Well, because I created a link to here from came, I figured I better define cummed right. Cummed is the past tense of cum, plain and simple. If you wish to see my arguments, go look up came.

Marshall cummed while watching the Sin City movie trailer.

or

Last night Steve cummed after Mona gave him an awesome handjob.

by Doobie Smokes You May 17, 2005

multi cummer

A guy who can shoot his load multiple times when fucking.

My boyfriend is such a multi cummer. Last night he jizzed 4 times in my ass!

by 0374857384 October 15, 2011

Cummie Commie

A Russian porn star receiving a hot load anywhere on or inside their body.

That hottie from Russia is one over-sexed Cummie Commie!

by poyfectpecker February 17, 2019

cummed up

A messed up, screwed up, or unexplainable problem or situation.

Your girlfriends breath is cummed up. Yo man that toilet is cummed up. The mechanic said my car is really cummed up.

by speedpro81 October 4, 2010