Cumberbreak

When one has to stop what they are doing to pleasure themselves because of the infinite sexiness of Benedict Cumberbatch.

"I was watching Sherlock last night and just had to take a Cumberbreak!"

by littlebadwolf August 24, 2011

cougar cubs

The hot young men that a cougar spends time with and money on. She very much considers them to be her's, as do they.

She was a true cougar, and had the cougar cubs to prove it. All young, all hot and all hers.

by Bunnyfitch November 24, 2014

cumbag

This great word has a double meaning. It can be used to describe a used condom, or it can be used to describe a woman who gives a lot of head and always remembers to swallow!

"Dude, your mom is a cumbag!"

by JtothaC March 19, 2005

hair crumbs

Gross, flaky dandruff that flies off one's head.

Bob: "How was your date last night?"
Bill: "Good, other than every time Sally moved her head, hair crumbs flew off."
Bob: "Ditch her, bro."

by JefreeStar January 20, 2009

Chicago Cubs

Major League Baseball World Series Champions

Ladies and Gentlemen, the starting lineup for YOUR WORLD CHAMPION CHICAGO CUBS!

by FlyTheW February 27, 2017

Detroit Cumberbund

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.

Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007

crumbsack

AkA/crumb-sack/n.Any marketable packaging of broken bits of a commodity generally sold in a complete form; A whole or parted commodity sold at sale below the usual market price in that the item consists of marketable piece-parts of the usual whole item purchased.

"I see the green cookies have sold out, can you make me a crumbsack from those broken pieces?"

"That's what I like about Juan, he makes a dang good crumbsack!"

by Dvielmancc February 10, 2006