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Cumbrellas

Extremely exaggerated long fake eyelashes used by whores to prevent cum getting in their eyes.
Before ALL you guys bukkake my face let me put on my cumbrellas so I don’t get cum in my eyes. Cumbrellas are a great tool for whores who like to get cummed on the face but don’t want cum getting in their eyes.
by Xtna_xtna October 20, 2023
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Cumbrella(s)

The artificial eyelashes that one uses as umbrellas for the eyes, as to make sure none of the ejaculate or other shrapnel or fluids reaches the eyeballs directly.
She had a long day of work at the brothel, but luckily her eyes stayed protected throughout thanks to her Cumbrella(s).
by Drifton A. Way June 10, 2024
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Cumbrella

False eye lashes in ungodly size so to protect your retinas from getting cum in them when he pulls out and gives her a dirty raccoon.
I purchased a set of five cumbrellas so that I could keep the semen from getting in my eyes.
by #WeirdAssDude March 23, 2025
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