cumberbatching

To mess up someone's name on purpose.

It came from the running joke of people intentionally messing up Benedict Cumberbatch's name.

Person 1: People need to stop cumberbatching Benadict Cumberbatch's name.

Person 2: I think you mean Banister Crumblebench.

Person 3: I’m pretty sure its Benedong Cucumber.

by Cucumber_water August 15, 2020

cumcert

Concert with cum all over the place

That cumcert we went to the other day was hella kinky dawg! There was cum all over the place!

by ImaShankMaAss November 28, 2016

cumbrle

When you cum in a girls mouth and a little sneaks out.

Guy 1: Stacy was giving me head and she had a little cumbrle so I licked it off.

by petezaroll January 15, 2019

cumbrain

Someone who thinks almost exclusively with their dick (or vagina) and goes on and on about porn and anime tiddies to the point of being annoying. Might also be an incel. Should probably have sex and stop watching so much porn so they can stop obsessing over it. Will likely argue that being interested in sex is natural or some bullshit, ignoring the fact that fapping 5 times a day isn't normal at all.

Person 1: What's your favorite Metroid game?
Person 2: For me, it's Samus. I WANNA FUCK SAMUS I WANNA FUCK THAT GAP IN HER THIGH WHEN SHE HAS HER SUIT ON AGGGHHHHH I WANT HER TO SUFFOCATE ME WITH HER TITS MOMMY MOMMY I WANT MILKIES RAGHGAHGAHGA I WANT A GF I WANT A GF GAHRUAWIGHAUHD
Person 3: Settle down, cumbrain

by ebinvirgin August 1, 2019

Cumbrian

Someone who is openly horny online, (primarily twitter), and has absolutely no problem embarrassing his or herself with their creepiness. Made popular by Noel Miller and his two mates.

"Damn I'm real horny for you...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"Quit being a fucking Cumbrian, Brock."

by Big juicy bussy 69 July 17, 2019

cumbrain

someone who is overly addicted to pornography and/or masturbation. the name has been originated and gained some popularity from 4chan.

person #1: “have you seen person #3? i didn’t find him at school today.”

person #2: “he’s probably at home watching porn as usual.”

person #1 “why does he never do anything but watch porn? he’s such a cumbrain..”

by zaitra January 6, 2021

cumberbusted

To feel a stronge sense of cumberbust

Person 1: "Man, I'm feeling quite cumberbusted."
Person 2: "What?"

by Kat587 September 25, 2021