Cullerton

-best last name ever
-name of the amazing President of the Illinois Senate (John Cullerton)
-anyone owning this name basically rocks at life

Whoa, I wish I was as cool as that Cullerton!!!

by asl;kdjfasd f;laskjf March 23, 2009

Bill Calvert

Fruity don with a drinking problem
went to warwick
loves the darts

twats his dog

Bill calvert has twatted his dog again

by BILL CALVERTS LOVER June 21, 2021

calvert hall

I go to "CHC" so I know of the bad haircuts, crappy shoes (wallabees)or whatever, and the colors on clothes that are not meant for eyes. Yeah it's a good place for education and a even better place for you and your prep duesh friends to hang-out and listen to crap bands, and get super buzzed on coors light.

CHC guy1: Hey, look who got his new BMW from their mom.
CHCguy2: Wow dude, so did you do the homework?
CHCguy1: Nah dude, I don't care because mommy and daddy will pay for life!
CHCguy2: Nice dude, wanna skip class and go to Panaera?

by A+ April 28, 2005

logan calvert

a sexy mofo, massive cock and a lovely bloke, must smash

girl 1: omg logan calvert is so hot i want to blow him
girl 2: i agree he is so sexy

by imogens biggest hater April 5, 2021

culverism

picking up a crinkle-cut fry is like giving yourself a high five

i converted to culverism after i was culverized

by ummmmmmmmmm...duh March 30, 2010

curvert

Someone who's in a class for the sole purpose of ruining the curve.

"Did you hear? Sarah scored a 97 on the math test last week."
"Didn't she study calculus over the summer anyway?"
"Yeah, she's literally taking the class to pamper her ego. What a curvert!"

by berkeleysux September 27, 2017

Calvert County Hot Pocket

The act of inserting the head of a freshly caught, Patuxent River Bass into a females vagina.

I took her out on the bass boat and gave her a Calvert County Hot Pocket

by StogieMan February 1, 2023