cryp

A type of potent marijuana.

My friends and I smoke cryp

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

cryptic wisdom

The rawest underground rapper you'll be able to find on youtube. A short stout motherfucker. Fuckin awesome. If you don't know him. Go kill yourself.

"Hey, you hear that new Cryptic Wisdom song?"
"Who's that?"
Hand twitches
"Run. Run very fuckin fast."

by MatchMaker. Your ass + My Boot January 23, 2014

Crypt

(adj.) Not to be confused with the term when contextually describing dank ass bud, conversely here, this is when one refers to something that is gruesome or hideous in nature, resembling "the living dead straight from the crypt." Also can refer to objects that are bootleg or broke-ass.

Ah, gross man, did you see the grenade your boy made out with on the dance floor? Duuuuuu, girl was fuckin crypt.

Look at that car, its got 4 mismatching rims from wal-mart, that shit's wack. No man, that whip is crypt as fuck.

by RoobyDoobyDoo March 10, 2011

Crypticchick

A girl with both brains and beauty. A woman who looks great and you can have a conversation with..
Also mysterious and stunning Crypticchick illumantes any room and everyone whats to be in her company.

Hey Steve, I'm going out with a

Chypticchick

she's got both

brains and beauty..
She's a beautiful woman and interesting to talk too...
Crypticchick a female with brains and beauty....

by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

Craphole

The son in Starkid Productions's "The Trail to Oregon", played by the iconic queen Lauren Lopez.

CrApHoLe YeAh tHaT's mE i'M 7 aNd i'M mALe

by Grace Wilbourn May 11, 2020

cryptarded

retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.

Dude, you are so cryptarded! Next time, put the tighty-whities on first.

by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008

Crypt Keeper

The host of Tales From The Crypt, and an icon to methheads everywhere.

I had to go to Wal-Mart, unfortunately, and I saw three burnt-out motherfuckers who look like they could be the Crypt Keeper's cousins.

by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA September 19, 2009