Cryproofed

The act of preparing someone for a sad movie, by telling them how sad and dramatic the film was, and how you either balled your eyes out, or nearly cried and completely preparing the individual to purposely not cry subconciously.

I went to see Inside out, after Julie kept telling me it was such a sad film, and that it would be hard not to cry, but I didn't cry once, even at the saddest parts, I think she cryproofed me.

by S.bros. Tt,Smoke,Tray Deekid August 3, 2015

crype

Trash name for Crap-Skype.

What's the point of replacing the perfectly functional Messenger by the utterly mediocre Crype?

by JanneBanan Klick Klick March 15, 2017

creperie

Noun referring to a person or persons who will quietly stalk someone via social media or a mobile app. Not to be confused with a crêperie, which is just deliciousness .

Wait, how did you know which cafe in the airport I stopped at?! Stop being such a creperie, and get off that app!

by DINNER_ June 6, 2017

cryerd

When you are so tired that all you can do is cry. Most commonly used in conjunction with infants.

Baby Emma is so cryerd, she should have had a longer nap!

by yellalot18 July 2, 2018

Cryersault

1) When you cry and somersault at the same time.
2) A fancy word for faceplant.

Person 1: *Faceplants.*
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: I'm fine, I just did a cryersault.

by Sans the Lucario August 1, 2018

crapervisor

A crappy supervisor. Lazy slow overweight rude and passes there work to others usually a retail worker who is single and still lives with parents

Dan: I just told Kelly to do her job and all she does is pawn off her work.
Kelly: I’m a supervisor and I do so much if it wasn’t for me nothing would get done.
Dan: your a crapervisor and nothing gets done.

by Dickleswaped November 15, 2018

cryner

someone who is stupid or does stupid and annoying things

he’s such a cryner

by 12k34 March 2, 2019