pretzel crunch

when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having sex and proceeds to "crunch" you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually associated with this position.

"How was your night Kelly?"
"John pretzel crunched me so hard, I couldn't breathe."

by pretzelmaker1234 November 20, 2015

Berry Colossal Crunch

The greatest cereal ever made. It has five different fruity flavors and is just like Captain Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal, but even better. It also comes in a huge bag that has twice as much cereal inside than a regular cereal box. The inside of the bag itself smells like wonderland. Berry Colossal Crunch is delicious to the point where you don't even need milk, or to eat it for just breakfast, and anybody will enjoy it.

Berry Colossal Crunch is the greatest cereal ever made.

by TheFiend138 May 25, 2014

Cap’n Crunch

Sex position when Person A rides Person B while Person B sucks person A’s dick whilst Person B makes an up and down crunching motion.

“I Cap’n Crunched for breakfast this morning!”
“Is that why you have milk all over your face?”

by Strapped on sutra April 26, 2020

Crush day

December 3
Ask out your crush

BE BOLD

Crush day is December 3

by Sha’Kira December 1, 2019

Crush

a burning desire to be with someone who you find very attractive and extremely special.

My heart broke when I found out my crush was seeing another person.

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

national ask out your crush day

shoot your shot on June 20th

*national ask out your crush day* -boy: will you go out with me? girl: yess.

by idfksgtfonlmab June 19, 2019

Youtube Crush

Having a crush on someone who makes videos on youtube.

Girl 1: "OMG did you see coolguy's latest video?"
Girl 2: Yes! I have a huge youtube crush on him.

by hahalame May 21, 2009