Crump

The alignment and angleing of a female's legs, arms and torso during coitus that best enhances the chance of a fanny fart.

Dont you think the sound of a motor boat sounds like a fanny fart? I think i will crump my girlfriend tonight and find out?

My girlfriend crumped during sex and woke the next door neighbour with her fanny fart.

by High Maintenance December 26, 2008

crump

straight drunk as balls

"I'm getting fucking crumped tonight"

by Max and Jacob October 12, 2004

Crump

A mixture of emotions of cranky and grumpy.

I had a bad day today and I feel so crumped!

by Leaha & Kristina March 25, 2009

Crump

living family member of someone you admit you murdered.

I sent flowers to the crump on the anniverary of his brother's death.

by Infinite and empty December 17, 2008

crump

An old maid school teacher

Student #1: That poor woman. Three eyes, or is that a wart?

Student #2: It's a wart, see the hair growin' out of it?

Student #1: Oh yeah. Too bad, she'll always be a crump.

Crump: Quiet back there!

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

crump

an expression of exasperation or excitement.

What the crump? or thats crumpin awesome. and as mrs. lowery put it, its crumpin' hot in here.

by Master P July 31, 2003

crump

Two words combined:

Grumpy + Cranky.

1. (After being lambasted by one's teacher for something relatively inconsequential), she says to her friend, "God, what a crump!"

by lastcrazyhorn May 10, 2008