crump

straight drunk as balls

"I'm getting fucking crumped tonight"

by Max and Jacob October 12, 2004

Crump

The alignment and angleing of a female's legs, arms and torso during coitus that best enhances the chance of a fanny fart.

Dont you think the sound of a motor boat sounds like a fanny fart? I think i will crump my girlfriend tonight and find out?

My girlfriend crumped during sex and woke the next door neighbour with her fanny fart.

by High Maintenance May 01, 2007

Crump

A mixture of emotions of cranky and grumpy.

I had a bad day today and I feel so crumped!

by Leaha & Kristina March 26, 2009

Crump

living family member of someone you admit you murdered.

I sent flowers to the crump on the anniverary of his brother's death.

by Infinite and empty December 08, 2008

crump

An old maid school teacher

Student #1: That poor woman. Three eyes, or is that a wart?

Student #2: It's a wart, see the hair growin' out of it?

Student #1: Oh yeah. Too bad, she'll always be a crump.

Crump: Quiet back there!

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

crump

an expression of exasperation or excitement.

What the crump? or thats crumpin awesome. and as mrs. lowery put it, its crumpin' hot in here.

by Master P August 01, 2003

crump

Two words combined:

Grumpy + Cranky.

1. (After being lambasted by one's teacher for something relatively inconsequential), she says to her friend, "God, what a crump!"

by lastcrazyhorn May 10, 2008