Crowd Rhino

(N.) Used to define men who shove their dicks against people around him. Happens most of the time in crowded places, such as a morning public train.

Mr. Coppz is a Crowd Rhino.
Word.

by master unity mind April 8, 2008

Crowd Sprinkler

When two men each masturbate into one of their hands, go up to a crowd of people and high-five several times, causing their semen to spray onto the unsuspecting victims.

Mark: "Hey Ben, want to go crowd sprinkler those people?"

Ben: "Sure! Meet back here in five minutes."

by baseballer1414 June 5, 2010

crowded pants

A hooker that pretends to be a woman, but you realize later that it is in fact a man.

A friend of mine picked up some love for sale down on Santa Monica Blvd., but it turned out that "she" had crowded pants.

by glender September 19, 2013

zima crowd

Yuppies, and their less educated brethren, who attempt to look "hip," "hot," and/or "with it" by drinking Zima which is supposed to be a trendy alcoholic beverage with the flavor of a wine cooler and the kick of a beer. For those who can't handle either.

I couldn't get a picher last night since the place was packed with the zima crowd still sporting their softball uniforms, along with the accompanying dirt and aroma.

by Chumbucket October 25, 2006

Plucked Crowd

When alot of the seats at a concert/game are empty. It's lame. Really lame.

Person 1:"That lame Justin Beiber concert had such a plucked crowd"
Person 2:"No surprise there"

by RensingBobs February 18, 2010

Tough Crowd

Usually the term stand-up comedy people use when they realize that the current crowd that they are trying to amuse will be a difficult one to entertain.

Joker: My mother-in law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
Crowd: . . .

Joker:...Huh, Tough crowd.

by Mr.Noob12 November 27, 2019

crowd farting

The act of walking into a group of strangers and dropping a particularly heinous fart, especially humorous when done on an elevator; usually done as a vacation activity.

Example 1:
Jessica: Why's it smell like dead bodies on the elevator?

Terrence: Alex and I were dropping crowd farts the whole way up.

Example 2:
Jon: Why are you drinking all that milk before the concert?

Chris: I'm going to try to set a crowd farting world record.

by MidBoss June 6, 2012