crotch candy 

a sweet and delicious-looking crotch of a girl; usually referring to cameltoe

timmy: so what do u wanna do?
paulie: shut up i'm entralled by that crotch candy over there.

crotch candy by Thomas78 October 24, 2006

Crotch Vampire 

noun - vampire that feasts. Oh that special feast that comes about once a month. This vampire will target typically girls' crotch areas when there is blood to feast on.(menstrual blood)

(note: some men are able to produce blood in this area, typically followed by a stone of some sort. Most Crotch Vampires only take to the blood, but there are a few that use the (kidney)stones as something to chew on.)

Barbra better put some garlic outside of Susies room tonight, cause she's raggin' and the Crotch Vampires might come after her.

Crotch Vampire by Austin Ketelsen, Jon Cross May 6, 2008

Crotch-A-Tize

To attack one's crotch in an aggresive manner.

Woah, that chick just got crotch-a-tized!

Crotch-A-Tize by greengiraffe22 June 17, 2008

Crotch Cheese

A cheesey foul smelling substance that develops around the genital area when a person does not wash.

Simon the tramp has crotch cheese

Crotch Cheese by clocksprings April 12, 2009

crotch corn 

The popcorn that falls on your crotch that you are willing to eat.

Hey where did you get that popcorn, I thought we finished it off? It is crotch corn!

crotch corn by tobytime October 28, 2009

Crotch Cobra 

Penis, the snake-like protrusion between a man's legs

She gave me the word and I pulled out the crotch cobra.

I put my crotch cobra so far down her throat she gagged.

Watch out, my crotch cobra spits

Crotch Cobra by Rawberta Doggins November 17, 2009

crotch fuzz 

1. n. the lint left behind on a person's underpants particularly after wearing a brand new pair, or going commando.

2. n. the prepubescent beginnings of pubic hair.

3. n. insult: similar to "dingleberry."

4. n. term of endearment between two home girls.

"I've got some serious crotch fuzz going on in my pants."
"Your opinion isn't even worth crotch fuzz."
"What up, crotch fuzz"

crotch fuzz by Hildeekat April 24, 2013