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crosstitute

A ho that hasn't recieved her dough
Look at that famous TV hooker Oprah always going on about how poor people are cool when she has billions of bucks tucked away herself. I bet if she didn't get paid she be a mean crosstitute.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish June 21, 2008
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crossfire hurricane

A catergory 5 hurricane which exceeds the perimeter of the wind volocities and forms tornados in the inner eyewall. For example: Hurricane Irma
The British Virgin Islands were decimated in a crossfire hurricane in September 2017
by Bvigirl December 12, 2017
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Cross-Fit

Cross-Fit is a fake sport for people named Curtis whom hit on girls way out of their league.
Curtis is trying to look cool and tough by doing Cross-Fit but looks like an absolute idiot.
by Superman14117 December 27, 2015
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crosstitute

A male prostitute, posing as a female prostitute.
If the Wayans Brothers were whores in "White Chicks," they would have been perfect examples of crosstitutes.
by TheGreatWhiteApe February 7, 2010
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crossfire

When two people are peeing and have their trails of urine cross each other.

It is most commonly done with two men, but it can be accomplished with females.
"Hey dude, I'm going to the bathroom, wanna crossfire?"

"Dude, watch your crossfire! You're splashing the ground."
by dude255 June 13, 2007
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CrossFitter

A person who does CrossFit and is in great physical shape. Constantly varied, high intensity, functional movements = CrossFit. A CrossFitter actually can't wait to get his/her WOD on. (workout of the day)
Girl: why are you so excited about going to exercise my step class is so boring!

CrossFitter I love to go workout! It's something new and different everyday!!
by Grove Girl June 17, 2011
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bipartisan crossfire

pronounced: "by-par-tih-sin cross-fyr"
(term)

Bipartisan crossfire is the attack received directly and indirectly by both sides of a two-party political system. In the heat of opposing sides, those identified as the "center" or "middle" of the political spectrum are often criticized for not fully embellishing all of the motives of either party. The centrist ridicules the extremists on both sides, such as Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore*, but also usually agrees with the open-minded on both sides. These far-lefties/righties are usually the ones that instill the bipartisan crossfire in the first place.
Lastly, bipartisan crossfire is socially dangerous. In a world dominated by opposition, the last thing we need is to silence the open-minded: they're usually the ones who stop us from trying to annihilate each other.
*According to the teen-shaping TV program "Family Guy," these two are the same person. Oh, and Nazis support McCain/Palin '08. Because National Socialism and conservatism go hand in hand. Look it up.
The aspiring centrist couldn't fully identify with either party because he supports both the War on Terror and President Barack Obama (mostly, like 73%). Both sides' bipartisan crossfire left him politically alone. He is now left at a crossroads — does he abandon his own identity and conform to one party, or keep his ideals, knowing no one will hear them?
That, or drop politics altogether and become a mindless, Twittering, texting, "OMGi<3thisSong!" media whore.
by Nuclear Tank Factory June 1, 2009
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