Betty crocker

A short female who has a double chin...and walks around wearing grandma glasses.

Damn look at that betty crocker...what a shame.

by Oreolover69 January 17, 2017

percy crocker

A Cool Dude With A Bad Tude

Damn, look at that Percy Crocker over there

by VanBot87 February 16, 2017

Chaddesden choker

A shagger who consistently pleases with his pork sword!

Your looking happy today barb!
I'm still drying out! I took the Chaddesden choker last night!

by Chard007 February 9, 2018

russian choker

When you cum down yo girl's throat then wrap your penis around her neck

Bro I couldn't think of any other way to get out of sex I had to use a Russian choker

by Friiedpickle78 November 5, 2021

Turd Cooker

Any Primate That Deficates Log Of Shit That Wete Cooked/Prepared Inside The Primates Stomach/Intestines.

Look at those hot chicks eating over at that corner table. They are going to cook up some nice turds with that pepperoni pizza. That's why we call them Turd Cookers.

by Jasper LaPrizrak April 24, 2022

Bake like Betty Crocker

A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.

Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.

or
As adjective

Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker

by Christian Breton January 5, 2009

Snap My Coker

1. When one pulls an elastic choker and releases it, causing the choker to “snap” onto the wearer’s neck

2. Also known as “Break My Collar”, Snap My Choker refers to an erotic subgenre where a man would attempt to break one’s choker necklace by aggresive oral sex. The bulge from the wearer’s throat will cause the a high tension force on the choker, thus causing it to break/snap.

1. Pull on my collar. Don’t be shy. Snap My Coker.

2. I want you to Snap My Choker. Destroy my throat with that huge dick of yours~!

by HorniB0i April 7, 2023