Croissant

It means “hello” in French.

“Croissant” he said while he smiled and waved at a French lady because he read on urban dictionary that it meant hello

by Theydidnotdosurgeryonagrape November 26, 2018

croissaulted

Verb

Pronounced - Qua-salt-ed
Past tense of croissault, to be assaulted by a croissant

See also - croissaunted

Derek - Are you ok man?

Jerry - No, I was just croissaulted by some bakers!

by CroissantGod December 30, 2017

Croissant Anxiety

When you're anxious about doing things abroad that you do every day at home.

"Sarah swallowed a condom full of cheesey chips so she could smuggle them into paris because she thought she might pronounce Fromage wrong, she's got a really croissant anxiety"

by Fernandopoo June 5, 2018

croissants and butter dish

ITS CROISSANTS AND A BUTTER DISH STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT SOMETHING ITS NOT

simply croissants and butter dish

by tiredofyall May 16, 2020

Crisfault

When something goes wrong

The skip bin drivers bin fell off the truck Crisfault

by Crisfault May 17, 2021

Croissant cookie

Someone with 2 sides.she loves eating sandwiches and she is a engineer.Can time travel and easily pull up all nighters.Is someone that most people can like and love

I called my friend a croissant cookie since she loves eating sandwiches.

by Galaxy.x October 26, 2022

CROISSANT IN A CAN

1. Two croissants in a metal can, a delicacy of the white people.
2. An exclamation used in the most out of pocket times.

"So when my dog died, I was so depres-"
"CROISSANT IN A CAN LMAOOOO"

by Cornnnnnnn September 4, 2023