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ghetto cruiser

Any car that is old, raggedy or has been made ricey by using cheap add-ons such that can be found at Pep-boys or Murrays.

Typical ghetto cruisers display the use of multiple style hub caps, broken suspension/windows and typically have at least twice the value of the car into the stereo system....which is hacked together and sound like crap.

Ghetto cruisers tend to be driven by an invisible man. The driver sits to the side against the B pillar. Yeah, cuz thats comfortable. You dumb ass.
by MDZ February 3, 2004
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cruiser

A name for a 'Vodka Cruiser' drink. Basically lolly water.
I'm a girl, I don't drink beer, I drink cruisers.
by Cruu-zur April 18, 2003
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fj cruiser

only the BEST car in the world!! comes in many colors including:
maroon (the best color), yellow, blue, green, pink, and more.
Looks similar to Hummers but are made by Toyota.

what many sailors plan to do is buy an FJ boat
(which is similar to 420s and smaller then Rhodes 19)
to trailer from their FJ car.
Person 1: Woah! Dude! Where'd u get that awesome car?
Person 2: Its an FJ cruiser...
Person 1: Oh thats why it looks so cool!
Person 2: Uh huh!
by sailor134494 April 21, 2009
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cruiser

a French-Canadian Quebec verb (pronounced croozay) meaning: to lazily, and at a low and leisurely speed, stalk someone in via a drive-by, either driving alongside them in a vehicle or following them on a bicycle.

(N.B. this term comes from, is somewhat related to, but has almost nothing to do with the English verb "to cruise".
person a) (screaming for help in French): aidez moi, ce specimen a essaye de me cruiser

person b) understanding French, but answering in English), what specimen tried stalking you?

person a) (who also happens to be bilingual) : um, this guy that I know from high school was stalking me, and he looked drunk and enraged, i think I scared him off. too bad bicycles don't require a license plate, so now, sorry, I can't do anything about it.
by Sexydimma August 4, 2013
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Puddle Cruiser

The first film by the Broken Lizard comedy group.
by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006
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Random Cruiser

Slang; for getting an erection out of nowhere.
"I got a random cruiser during class the other day. It was embarrassing."

"I'm starting to get a random cruiser."
by iBanged Zooey November 19, 2013
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Bro cruisers

Shoes that all the fratty dudes wear, new balance 990s.
Random person: why the hell is that guy wearing dad shoes?
Other person: you mean those bro cruisers.
Random person: is that what they are?
*Frat Bro heard in the distance* "dude those are siiiiiiick brah"
by YourMom4206969 March 17, 2017
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