PLAY THE CLITAR

female masturbation; the application and subsequent insertion of a girl's finger into her own gash or to tickle her clitoral button.

Went upstairs to drop a deuce, and there she was! My girlfriend, thighs wide open, playing the clitar as she sat on the toilet. Shortly thereafter, her and I scrogged like a couple of jackrabbits on steroids.

by weave March 27, 2003

chitabong

the attitude, style, libido, urge, intensity, desire, drive, and smooth moves employed in the procurement of love

as a reference to a person who embodies or possesses the chitabong

a guy in a bar who is on fire; every girl he talks to responds positively...that man is chitabong !

by ShempMonty January 2, 2008

Criamazing

Only one person can be Criamazing, and that is Cria Blackman.
If you are called Criamazing, its a good thing. It means not only are you comparable to the amazingness of Chuck Norris, but your a girl. Which makes it better.
This is a compliment, you're hot, your're irresistible, and most of all, envied.

"Dude, It's CRIAMAZING!!!!!!!OMG!!"

by CriaMazing March 30, 2009

post coital fart

The act of finally letting out flatulance after having sex in a monogamous relationship. Single people may find this act disgusting, but married folk consider it mildly flattering that their partner held their gas long enough to engage in intercourse. Married people know that gaseous discharges is a sure way to let their significant other know that they have zero interest in sex. Holding it in until after the sex act lets the spouse know that they were both horny and gassy.

I treated my wife to a romantic evening of flowers, dinner, and wine. I found out later she wasn't feeling very well, but she did her part. After we went at it like horny teenagers, she let out a huge post coital fart. All I could do was laugh.

by pokerguy95 December 14, 2009

chita

beautiful breed , she not fake parasite pooh,, she is the best person to hang out wit

hey besfran 🥺

chita is the bestttt

by poopypeepeehaha October 17, 2019

post-coital flatulence

The flatulence that ensues after having relaxing sex. It's the fart that seems like you are ripping space time due to the extreme relaxation of your sphincter.

The fart you hear from your parents bed room.

Also the reason we aren't getting the deposit on our apartment back.
"Hey Dave I'm sorry to say we aren't getting our deposit back"
"Why's that Brian"
"It's was the post-coital flatulence"
"Damn it Brian your ass is foul"

by The Farterman August 27, 2011

Cretaceous

1. An ancient creature or person which should have been long dead.
2. A boring situation which one should have stopped persueing hours ago

"Maaan, these waves are Cretaceous dude. We should split and catch outselves a fresh pie"

by Kigs December 7, 2006