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clinical depression

A state of intense sadness, melancholia or despair that has advanced to the point of being disruptive to an individual's social functioning and/or activities of daily living.
This state os often entered after being caught commiting acts that one would rather have not been caught doing.
My client has not comment to the allegations that have been brought forward as he is in a state of clinical depression.
by Alajjana September 8, 2007
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Clinical Renewal Withdrawal Syndrome (CRWS)

Marked by significant psychological distress, Clinical Renewal Withdrawal Syndrome (CRWS) is a generalized psychiatric disorder classified under the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV) as an "Adjustment Disorder with Mixed Anxiety and Depressed Mood."

Overview:
CRWS occurs in persons with insatiable desires to play competitive video games online. These addicts usually play with a relatively consistent group of players or friends. CRWS occurs when a player loses a member of his/her group of typical teammates - leading to maladaptive behavior.

Symptoms:
Often the patient will exhibit agitated and aggressive behavior, involuntary finger compulsions and eye twitching (believed to be simulating that of gameplay), loss of appetite, and mental confusion. The later is believed to be a direct result of the loss of a leader figure. Consequently, it is not uncommon for a CRWS sufferer to become inappropriately attached to any person(s) viewed as an authority figure (e.g. law enforcement officers, teachers, coaches). Until recently, CRWS has not been observed in a clinical setting. Research done in early 2009 by Barry A. Kraiggen, M.D., Ph.D. showed that a decline in academic work is correlated with CRWS in a staggering 96.2% of cases.

Treatment/Prognosis
Further research is needed to confidently prescribe a definitive method of treatment for CRWS sufferers. However, independent trials are being run by Dr. Erin B. Olivander, and Jakob O. Keetings, Ed.D at the DEBO clinic. Initial findings suggest that the return of the sufferer to his/her game routine will immediately dissolve the condition. Pharmaceuticals (including: benzodiazepines, SSRIs, and atypical antidepressants) are found to be less than optimal in reducing anxiety in CRWS patients (with the exception of mirtazapine). The research being done at the DEBO clinic is still in its infancy stages, and additional material on the subject will likely not be released until the spring of 2010.
"Ian hasn't been himself since Eugene left for that wedding." - Nick
"Yeah, he's only going to be gone a few more days, but I think it's really starting to be a problem." - Terry
"I think maybe he has that Clinical Renewal Withdrawal Syndrome (CRWS)..." - Nick
by capomatrice September 8, 2009
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CRITICAL INTROSPECTION

A wonderful and necessary tool for self-improvement that involves looking into the mirror and recognizing and accepting one's own faults and shortcomings so as to become more humble and less proud. Pride is a deadly sin, not a positive trait.
CRITICAL INTROSPECTION has made me understand what I need to improve about myself. As a result, others have become more tolerant of my presence.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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Critical Ops

A Skill Based FPS Game Created By Critical Force, It Has 2 Modes. Defuse And Deathmatch.
"Skill Based" YeahRight. A Lot Of Hackers Play This Game
somerandomnoob: Hey lets play critical ops
somerandompro: fk you imma play csgo
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critical cock capacity

The physical, psychological, and spiritual saturation point of any male or female in the acceptance of male genetalia (or any suitable substitutes) in or on any part of the body. This threshold varies depending on the person and the extenuating circumstances of his or her engagement.

The critical cock capacity (c-cubed) is a constant that when multiplied with mass, equals energy. The proposed model for this interaction is E=MC^3.

Researchers have made conflicting claims on the range of C^3. Some believe the bottom limit is as low as 5 or 6 while others have proposed upward bounds of 17. As one Harvard researcher proclaimed: Back at Hahvard, the sky was the limit.
Egads! That girl has reached her critical cock capacity! Please refrain from administrating more cocks, as it might result in permanent damage.

My fiance has a higher critical cock capcity than yours.
by Buttplug May 27, 2007
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Critical Race Theory

Conservative: Now I have noet the closest idea as to what critical race theory is, but I sure as hell HATE ITZ GUTTZZZ!!!!!
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Critical Race Theory

A tactic used by many African Americans that ignores their own culture and their inability to maintain a stable functioning society. They view everything through a racial perspective.
The critical race theory is taught in schools today and the scary fact is that the Democrats are all for it.
by MrTrayBorrosInCo January 16, 2022
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