cradlesnatcher

Someone (usually a male) who dates people much younger than them

He's such a cradlesnatcher, 17 and going out with a 13 year old

by AmyW July 16, 2007

Critler

A critler is another way of saying, "I need to go crit hitler", or "The 50 cal is out of ammo...time to go crit hitler."

"Critting" refers to the act of dropping a duece or "bomb" in the toliet.

Critting got its meaning from RPG games, where you critical attack someone.

In this case you are critical attacking hitler with you're facilities...

The most common use of this word is on instant messaging, when typing out, I need to go take a crap is just not cool enough and/or takes too long to type out.

Hey *friend'sname* I need to go critler brb.

Critler

The 50 cal is out of ammo, going to try a different tactic.

I need to go crit hitler.

by silverfire675 March 29, 2010

cradle of filth

Symphonic Black metal. Very good shit, wonderful lyrics. Disturbing videos. Don't take themselves too seriously, almost certainly because they're British, and thats how we do things over here. This only improves them in my opinion, but is probably one of the reasons why loads of goths hate them, since mosts goths take everything way too seriously, and also because they're popular and the majority of goths seem to have some strange thing about hating anything popular. I love em, and complaining about the lyrics is stupid because all their albums have cover slips with the lyrics in them, so read that if you can't hear what they're saying, and NEVER try listening to Arch Enemy.

"Two thousand fattened years like maniacs,
have despoiled our common grave,
now what necrophagous second coming backs,
From the Cradle to Enslave."

by KharBevNor December 14, 2003

chidler

An mocking term to call child under the age of ten, especially useful for groups of children. Excellent for talking in code.
Pl. Chidlers

Hey look at the chidlers!
Hey chidlers hows it going
Aww, look at the cute chidler

by WhiteCurse December 7, 2006

cradle of filth

Hmmm... they're a great band, they're under a fair bit of scrutiny by those that are more concerned about genre than music. Alternative or not, black metal or not. At the same time some of their listeners have a vandetta towards Marilyn Manson. In the end it all comes down to personal taste though.

To add to what has already started:

MM fan: Cr4dl3 0f f1l+h sux0rs (sic)
CoF fan: 'They're the shizzle!' - Shoots MM fan
Black metaller: 'You're not black metal!' - shoots cradle fan
Random Person: Shoots that person for being a twat.

...And so the cycle continues.

by don't you respond to me June 4, 2004

cradle snatcher

someone who enjoys the company of people half there age
see Paedaphile

Dirty Henry is a cradle snatcher, he has his eye on the 12yo girl next door

by Some guy June 28, 2003

Cride

Master or easily overcome an obstacle or a difficult task

He totally crided his exams.
She crides this like it's nothing.

by FabWild September 18, 2017