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Daddy's credit card

What no rich, spoiled, whiny little 13-year-old brat ever goes to the mall without.
Hannah totally got that wannabe Gucci handbag at a thrift store. With Daddy's credit card, might I add.
by Disvan September 26, 2010
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oklahoma credit card

A length of hose, tubing, etc... used to siphon gasoline.
Monica sucked on one end of an Oklahoma credit card to start the gas flowing into her can.
by Shuttleworth July 10, 2003
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Credit Jumper

You are on a team at work. You have worked your ass off on a project...did all the research, assimilated the material, produced the presentation...etc. Your superior reviews the information, gives you kudos on a job well done. At the final presentation, superior talks about how hard the research was...the time it took to put it together...blah...blah...blah....and does NOT mention your name or effort. Everyone assumes it was her works and she gladly takes 'Full Credit' for the project....a 'Credit Jumper'.....does not even bat an eyelash!
Jane is a stinking Credit Jumper! Didn't even mention her team at the presentation!
by IWFPP February 5, 2010
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Cretin stomp

Cretin stomp, is when the dnb dj drops the most filthy stinking double, triple or chop drop that one looses all motor skills and must reboot brain. This is done by throwing hands together at knee height looking like a combination of a missed clap and hug whilst simultaneously stomping the floor a singular time. After this action full cretin mode is activated.
Holy shit man this build up has so much tension, I think I’m about to cretin stomp on this drop.
by The rarkuss March 12, 2023
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jicko credits

When a guy goes JICKO MODE, he earns jicko credits. The less fucks are given, the more jicko credits are earned.
"That guy earned major jicko credits tonight"
"He completely ignored that arrogant chick, give that man some jicko credits"
"She was so convinced she could get him in bed tonight, but all he thought about were mad jicko stacks"
by PalmtreeXO February 27, 2020
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credible

Not able to be disproven by the end of the interview.
Gordon said, "I have a credible plan to reduce debt while also improving public services"; the interviewer lifted his eyebrows.
What Gordon meant was, "I am going to be thrown out next year, and I'm going to further ruin the country so that whoever gets in, even an Etonian, will have to make terrible cuts to expenditure - and my mates will soon be back in with all the perks, expenses etc. they can muster! In the two minutes remaining of this interview you can't prove my wheeze will never work; and so I get the benefit of the doubt, at least from those to whom an extra £3,000 of government debt, per person in the UK, run up in the last six months - to be paid for by taxpayers (none of whom will vote for me anyhow), over the next ten years - matters.Big government rules - the man or woman from Whitehall really does know best how to spend your money - all of it. But this year's tax return will be simple. "Box A - write your income from all sources for 2009-10; Box B, the amount - exactly the same as in Box A - for which your cheque to HM Revenue and Customs is attached. Please include, also, a pound of flesh."
by Railtracksurvivor July 2, 2009
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Credit Whore

Credit Whore (CW) is someone that does something nice just so they can bring it to everyone's attention and get credit for it.
Credit Whore is someone who puts money in tip jar and then shouts, "I just put a dollar in the tip jar".
by E. C. February 4, 2006
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