Creminis and Misdemeanies Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with cremini mushrooms

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Creminis and Misdemeanies Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

cream in your jeans

when youwatch way too much porn and you just blow a load off in your jeans. It creams up your boxers and gets nasty after a while

yo man, i was watching some awesome porn the other night, and I creamed my jeans
cream in your jeans

by Little Gords March 18, 2007

creaming it

Verb - To use an excessive amount of lube or lotion when masturbating

I watched steve masturbating the other day and he sure was creaming it.

by HybridStorm March 26, 2005

creaming your jeans

When someone gets overly excited about complete bullshit for absolutely no reason

Donald stop creaming your jeans it’s just a video game

by Spenny69420 September 1, 2020

Maple creamie

Cumming on your girl's face, immediately followed by squirting her with maple syrup and vigorously rubbing them together.

I gave my girlfriend a maple creamie under the old covered bridge.

by Vermonster999 September 15, 2015

Custard creaming

Custard creaming: when a girl sleeps with 2 or more men without washing inbetween.

"Hey man that girl over there is a right dirty bitch, heard she was custard creaming last week"

by Wonder Welly July 10, 2017

Creasing

A word used by utter twats that do not know how to speak English.

Dave: "I was creasing last night"

Bill: "You're a cunt."

by ratedr98 February 24, 2013