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The Craft Rule states that if you play a video game with the word "craft" in it, then you are at least partially a nerd.
Man 1 - "Dude, you want to play Minecraft, Starcraft, or Warcraft? I have them all at my house."
Man 2 - "No, and you really need to respect the craft rule."
Man 2 - "No, and you really need to respect the craft rule."
by DTthe4th October 1, 2013
Get the Craft Rule mug.The foamy unappealing top layer of a pie; also known as merIngue. Would beaten, sugary egg whites have become a popular dessert if served solo instead of topping fruity goodness in a pastry shell? Probably not.
by Idaho Vixen November 23, 2013
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After we stripped down to our underwear, she pushed me onto her bed. She jumped on top of me, straddling me, and pinned my wrists above my head. She sat down right on top of my increasingly hard cock and looked down at me with a sly smile. I was shocked at how assertive and aggressive she was, but I loved it. She looked so good in her red bra and panties. I was so busy admiring her beautiful physique that I didn’t notice her reaching behind her back. The next thing I knew, I heard something click twice above my head. I tried moving my hands, but I couldn’t. She had handcuffed me to the bars of the headboard.
Next, she hooked the top of my boxers with her finger and pulled them down, revealing my large, throbbing cock. She then walked to the foot of the bed. She pulled my boxers down and off of my feet. She reached underneath and pulled out two more pairs of fuzzy pink handcuffs. She cuffed both of my ankles to her bedposts, spreading my legs apart. She walked back to my left side and laid down next to me on the bed, so her head was right next to mine. She began rubbing her foot along my thigh, and ran her finger in circles around my chest, looking at me and smiling as she did so. It felt so good, my cock started throbbing from how badly she was teasing me.
After we stripped down to our underwear, she pushed me onto her bed. She jumped on top of me, straddling me, and pinned my wrists above my head. She sat down right on top of my increasingly hard cock and looked down at me with a sly smile. I was shocked at how assertive and aggressive she was, but I loved it. She looked so good in her red bra and panties. I was so busy admiring her beautiful physique that I didn’t notice her reaching behind her back. The next thing I knew, I heard something click twice above my head. I tried moving my hands, but I couldn’t. She had handcuffed me to the bars of the headboard.
Next, she hooked the top of my boxers with her finger and pulled them down, revealing my large, throbbing cock. She then walked to the foot of the bed. She pulled my boxers down and off of my feet. She reached underneath and pulled out two more pairs of fuzzy pink handcuffs. She cuffed both of my ankles to her bedposts, spreading my legs apart. She walked back to my left side and laid down next to me on the bed, so her head was right next to mine. She began rubbing her foot along my thigh, and ran her finger in circles around my chest, looking at me and smiling as she did so. It felt so good, my cock started throbbing from how badly she was teasing me.
While still laying next to me, she placed each of her calves on either side of my cock and pressed them together, with my cock sandwiched in between. I gasped at how warm and soft, yet firm, her beautifully toned calves felt as they squeezed my cock. She began moving her legs up and down, stroking my cock with her calves. I was moaning in pleasure as the pressure in my groin was building up and moving towards my balls and cock.
She then changed her pattern, moving one leg away from her and the other towards her, still with my cock stuck between her beautifully toned calves. Her calves were simultaneously rubbing my cock in opposite directions. I could feel myself coming closer and closer to a massive orgasm. I turned my head to make eye contact with her, and she stared right back at me with a seductive smile, stroking my cock faster and faster with her calves. It was too much! I looked back down at her calves squeezing my cock right as I was about to orgasm. I cried out as the intense pressure rushed through my balls and cock and forced me to blow my load all over her sexy calves. She continued pumping my pulsating cock with her calves as I was cumming until, finally, the orgasm subsided.
I was still gasping for breath when she finally let go of my cock and got off the bed. She stood next to me before leaning down and whispering in my ear, “I hope you enjoyed your calf job.”
She then changed her pattern, moving one leg away from her and the other towards her, still with my cock stuck between her beautifully toned calves. Her calves were simultaneously rubbing my cock in opposite directions. I could feel myself coming closer and closer to a massive orgasm. I turned my head to make eye contact with her, and she stared right back at me with a seductive smile, stroking my cock faster and faster with her calves. It was too much! I looked back down at her calves squeezing my cock right as I was about to orgasm. I cried out as the intense pressure rushed through my balls and cock and forced me to blow my load all over her sexy calves. She continued pumping my pulsating cock with her calves as I was cumming until, finally, the orgasm subsided.
I was still gasping for breath when she finally let go of my cock and got off the bed. She stood next to me before leaning down and whispering in my ear, “I hope you enjoyed your calf job.”
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