cairns fag

a guy from cairns (north Queensland) who tends to take as much time doing his hair as his sister would, shaves his legs and wears short, tight pants and colourful fag singlets. most of these people go to saint augustines.

innisfail: yo cairns fag, come over here for a second!
cairns: can i suck your dick?

by peoplethesedays95-11 November 13, 2011

Cheese chair

A toilet, usually a less desired and hygienic one located in a public place.

After that barbeque, I really need to use the cheese chair, man!

by Butt Doc April 10, 2010

Lawn-Chaired

falling on your back, so that your knees fold down to your face.

The man ran on the slick ice, but soon fell backwards and lawn-chaired himself

by tmac2014 December 4, 2011

massage chair junkie

Someone who has trouble leaving their massage chair or any massage chair they are able to access.

Go ahead, try peeling that massage chair junkie outta that chair without getting injured!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Throw Him The Chair

In baseball, to throw a batter a pitch that will make him strike out and force him to sit on a bench in the dugout. A chair can technically be any pitch, but typically will be a curveball or slider.

*2 strike count
Center fielder: Hey throw him the chair kid
Shortstop: Yeah kid drop a chair in there kiiiiid
First baseman: Humbabe now lets givemachairkiiiiiiiiiiid
Third baseman: Yeah let’s go now gimmchair kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid

by thebigdogsap69 August 24, 2019

Angry Chair

"Angry chair" is actually a fairly old term used to describe dwelling in negative emotions.

When someone is brooding they're "sitting in an angry chair".

by BiXbY Grendel March 6, 2009

chairobics

a type of aerobic excercise done by people while sitting in a chair

guy 1: what the hell are those hot old ladies doing on tv?
guy 2: dude they are staying in shape by doing chairobics

by hellathatguy October 7, 2007