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crackowl

one who defines the nocturnal screwdrive. God implies there is one way to attach this to a dog, you must break the 5th line to a tree, ingest and spew. This, if located correctly, will snap the spinal rhythms and also burn. Other meanings : synonym for crackhound, antonym of mokkenspiel. Related: skaghound, .......
papal crackowl is thus a useage that renders irrelevant the thinkings of everything. you will have to come up with great new lies so we can go on living.
by sara fisher November 14, 2003
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cracktoot

Look at that ugly cracktoot on the side of the rode.
by noles16guy November 6, 2006
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crackamole

the stuff that's left when you have not wiped yourself well enough
My butt itches. I think I left some crackamole.
by Lucy Klein September 10, 2007
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crackpon

Crack applied to a tampon then inserted in ones asshole.
Reid:
Dude, last night was a fuckin' blur...why does my asshole hurt like I was raped by a black man?

Andy:
Ummmm...because you were raped by a black man. You took that crackpon like a powerbottom faggot.
by Whisker Lickin May 3, 2009
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crackpoint

The point when a person exposed even the slightest will crack.
One more word from you and dont know what i´ll do. I´m at my crackpoint.

If he have one more drink he will surely die. He is at his crackpoint.
by redhead60 February 6, 2010
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crackoon

creature of the night; combination of a crackwhore and a racoon; one who is busted average
That girl is so busted average...what a crackoon

-She totally stole your boyfriend.

-I don't understand, she's ugly and acts like she's constantly on drugs.
-What a crackoon!
by crackoon August 1, 2009
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Crackbook

RIM's (Research in Motion) tablet device, the Blackberry Playbook, released in 2011. Pre-dating this is RIM's personal communication device, the Blackberry, which came to be known as the Crackberry because of the addictive behavior that it inspired in users.

Even on the verge of first release, the Playbook had already picked up the Crackbook nickname. Maybe it's because when it comes to saying,

- "Crackbook"

or
- "the new RIM Playbook personal tablet device"

the nickname crackbook just saves you time and life.
I need apps for my Crackbook.
by Blackberry James May 5, 2011
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