Coyote Awakening

This usually happens after a break-up. The realization after a night of heavy drinking when you wake up in the morning and find out that the fuck-buddy/revenge-fuck-buddy that you picked up from the bar the previous night, resembles Wile E. Coyote.

"Boy 1: Dude, Steve has lost it. After his break-up, he fucks anything that walks. Can you believe, he picked up Gertrude last night.

Boy 2: Gertrude!!! Bet he had a coyote awakening today."

by Sajan Chosé June 19, 2014

Swirling Coyote

1. A coyote in a blender
2. More commonly, an oral sex technique in which the perpetrator fills their mouth with exceptionally minty mouthwash, (preferably Listerine depending on budget), before expelling said mouthwash over the penis due to displacement of liquids (because of the penis). The perpetrator then swirls their tongue in a circular motion before gently nibbling the foreskin replicating the distinctive call of a coyote. It is recommended that this takes place outside and with optional debris for authenticity.

Katie Hebblethwaite gives fantastic Swirling coyotes

by Split Banana March 30, 2017

Coyote Peterson

Is a savage and basically commits suicide to his arm but doesnt give a sh-.

"Yo Coyote Peterson is the most savage sh- out there"

by Lol you read my name June 9, 2020

coyote farm

shelter for illegal aliens

Detective: I'm investigating on a coyote farm

by Rudy85 January 11, 2009

coyote ugly

The reason any man would find himself in this predicament is because she was a "2" at 10 and a "10" at 2.

Coyote Ugly is another reason to drink responsibly or this may happen to you too.

by Gerry Carter September 9, 2006

drippy coyote

A woman who has an S.T.D.

Hey, there's the drippy coyote that gave me the CLAP.

by abr September 29, 2006

The Silent Coyote

A form of silencing people, usually small children.

The silent coyote is performed by placing your middle and ring finger together while your pointer finger and pinky are up in the air. Forming the silent coyote.

by Chinkybaby October 28, 2010