The Silent Coyote

A form of silencing people, usually small children.

The silent coyote is performed by placing your middle and ring finger together while your pointer finger and pinky are up in the air. Forming the silent coyote.

by Chinkybaby October 28, 2010

Coyote Style

Having intercourse with an udesirable girl whie she wears a paperbag over her head. (The unfolded corners of the paperbag look like coyotes ears.
Note: if trying you may want to cut out the eye holes so she can see.)

That ho was so ugly I had to do it coyote style.

by Someone July 20, 2004

double coyote ugly

double coyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself and chew off the other arm to make sure it never happens again.

I woke up next to Hilda and she was double coyote ugly, I chewed off my arm so I did not have to wake her and chewed off my other arm so it would never happen again.

by Denny Bob December 15, 2007

summer coyote

A patchy beard. Bears resemblance to a coyote who loses it's hair in patches in the summer heat.

"Whenever Peter tries to go a beard, he looks like a summer coyote."

by AnnaBizzle February 26, 2015

mexican coyote

A sexual act in which one individual packs as many digits, feet, and/or objects as possible into another individuals orifices.

Wow...Jeff really packed my vagina like a Mexican coyote last night. He even got the soap dispenser in there.

by Wonka1234 January 27, 2016

coyote date

a member of the opposite sex with whom you wish you hadn't slept the night before and only did so because you were one or moreover the eight

"I didn't think twice, I was three or four over the eight, I didn't care if the girl was a coyote date" from the song "You'll Do"

by Abel McCain December 16, 2008

Coyote and Murder Dog

a mythical being that will 'muder your face off then put it back on'. However, as you thank them they shall once again, murder your face off.

'coyote and murder dog, dont look that up, that should be on urban dictionary or somethin' - toby turner

by AB1878 June 12, 2011