hootie cows

Two soft rounded organs on each side of the chest on women. They can be small or quite large & produce milk after childbirth.

Sybil loves to tease the construction workers by flashing her hootie cows.

by Sybil4 November 1, 2006

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Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once

I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!

by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017

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Milk the cows

A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.

At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???

At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”

by Shrimp Bayless February 18, 2020

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deploy the cows

When the cow go raid a slaughter house to free the bois

Cow 1:Ight where we landin
Cow 2: Moooooooooo!
Cow 3: bruh
Cow 1: ight slaughter house it is
Cow 3: its is what it is
Cow 2: moooooooooo!
truck driver: ight deploy the cows!

by I LIKE UR CUT G EEEEE October 26, 2020

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Strategically Placed Cows

These are cows(as in the animal we eat)that have been placed by cattle ranchers strategically on large ranchlands to fertilize their fields. Also known as SPC's.

Look at all the Strategically Placed Cows, they're really doing a great job of fertilizing large expanses of Albertan prairie.

by astoriastory March 10, 2007

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