Colon Cough

A fart

I have a bad case of the colon coughs

by Kat the Ripper May 13, 2018

Vom Cough

A cough that causes you to vomit.

It's not the alcohol, I swear. I just vom coughed

by Vomcough1 March 6, 2011

prostitute cough

When a prostitute performs too much oral sex and her throat gets a disease meant for the genitals. Results in clearing her throat often.

"Man, that bitch sucked so many cocks, her throat got the VD. Now she got the prostitute cough!"

by sheldo September 13, 2013

Camo Cough

what is done to cover the loud splashing of a "watermelon" in the restroom

He lost total control of his bowels an hoped the camo cough would hide the distructive noise

by turd burglar October 22, 2003

smoker's cough

a cough developed because of smoking

person a-*cough cough cough*
person b- i told you get off that stuff, that's that smoker's cough

by jessica January 27, 2004

sperm cough

Coughing slightly because of semen residue in the throat after swallowing semen.

"Last night I sucked off a couple of guys at the Man Hole bar, and today I have sperm cough."

by burghprof December 20, 2008

Not Today *cough*

Calling in sick at the last second before you need to report. The cough at the end is an poor attempt to fake sick.

Good morning Intertek how can i direct your call.

Nancy its Bryce I know work starts in 30 seconds but Not today *Cough* I'm sick.

by The Blue Falcon September 9, 2009