2 definitions by burghprof

towel dancing

In a locker room, a person wraps a towel around themselves and then attempts to get underwear on or off, or swimwear on or off, or workout shorts on or off, without anyone else seeing their genitals.

That guy Tom must have a really small dick, because in the locker room, he is always towel dancing.

by burghprof March 7, 2011

sperm cough

Coughing slightly because of semen residue in the throat after swallowing semen.

"Last night I sucked off a couple of guys at the Man Hole bar, and today I have sperm cough."

by burghprof December 16, 2008