Covid Misconduct Disorder

A newly identified psychological disorder characterized by not complying with governmental health directives for public behavior during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Fuck the state for telling me what to do and fuck yes, I most certainly do have a serious case of Covid Misconduct Disorder!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020

Covid bullseye

Slang for a person with most or all of the risk factors to be tapped by the stealthy Coronavirus.

Well shit, I’m old and my health is fucked, so I guess I’m a perfect Covid bullseye!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 29, 2020

Covid Hypertesting Disorder

One of the 45th POTUS’s many nasty little psychological diagnoses.

There’s no disputing it, the President is an entirely different animal, he is allowed, if not expected, to have a Covid Hypertesting Disorder!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2020

covid season

COVID Season defines a period of time when COVID is running rampant and old rules no longer apply.

Girl they can’t evict you, it’s COVID Season!

by QBeeSteph85 December 20, 2020

Covid-Sex

The decision to have sex with someone who has Covid, risking the possibility of catching it, simply because you are that horny and she is that fine.

I was totally ready to have Covid-Sex with Raven cause she looked so fine even while she was bed-ridden with the ‘rona.

by RayRayBeLove2020 February 1, 2021

covid virgin

A term coined in 2021 by Dr. Sam Fawaz to describe a person who has had neither the covid-19 virus nor any vaccine for said virus

“Do you equate someone who survived the virus with a covid virgin; in terms of risk?”

by wishinspanish January 2, 2022

copious spare time

The amount of time left in a day that is completely booked, which is to say, none.

Well, I have three finals today, a baseball game this afternoon and a date this evening, so I'd be happy to read your psych paper in my copious spare time.

by PsychoPuppyDad October 22, 2011