The most amazing guy in the world, whose name means "from the dark town". He is very handsome, talented, creative, and kind. He makes you smile so much your cheeks hurt. He is the definition of 'perfect'.
Colton is the best!
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Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.
Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.
by Adel7 January 3, 2008
Get the contortionist mug.The nicest and funniest and coolest person around friends and family. Can destroy anyone named Dillon and doesn't hate anyone. The name Colton and Stephens are related to this name. It is essentially the two put together into a final name.
He's such a Colton Stephens
Jack, Colton Stephens doesn't hate you
Martin, Talk to Colton Stephens If your life is down, he'll make it way better.
Jack, Colton Stephens doesn't hate you
Martin, Talk to Colton Stephens If your life is down, he'll make it way better.
by taste_my_lightning January 22, 2011
Get the Colton Stephens mug.Derived from the word cocooning, this word more accurately describes the act of retreating from the world and insulating yourself for a period of time due to feelings of being overwhelmed, crazy or unstable. It is most effectively used to reassure your friends that although your behavior might seem troubling or anti-social, you are still sane enough to have a sense of humor about it and will not be rocking in the fetal position.
"I've had a really crazy week so I think I'm just going to be coocooning this weekend."
"Don't call me this weekend, I'm coocooning."
"Don't call me this weekend, I'm coocooning."
by ezaustin October 1, 2009
Get the coocooning mug.A term used to refer to scummy low-lives who like to hang out at Cookout, a fast food chain based in the Carolinas.
Most of these people are in early 20's or late teens, and drive either tuner/ricer cars or squatted trucks. They probably didn't pay for or install these mods themselves, they just had their mommy and daddy take them to a mod shop to make it look "cool". Most of the guys that fit in here tend to date girls much younger than them, mainly because they can't find any girls their own age. Most of these girls date guys much older than them because they're "too good for the guys their own age".
They're known for using their vehicles to be loud and obnoxious, usually by revving up their non-muffled engines, doing burnouts, and blowing their overly loud horns. Not to mention, their vehicles likely have many illegal modifications installed on them. When they leave, they tend to race while drunk and/or high down an interstate or busy state highway, which usually ends in a bad wreck and/or a police chase.
Speaking of police, they always have to show up at the restaurant because these trashy people like to stir up shit there. When they finally put someone in handcuffs, all of them start screaming random shit like, "FUCK 12, FREE THE HOMIE, HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" even if the police were fully justified for arresting the said person.
If you're traveling to the Carolinas on a Friday/Saturday night, avoid Cookout restaurants at all costs. This is when it gets the worst.
Most of these people are in early 20's or late teens, and drive either tuner/ricer cars or squatted trucks. They probably didn't pay for or install these mods themselves, they just had their mommy and daddy take them to a mod shop to make it look "cool". Most of the guys that fit in here tend to date girls much younger than them, mainly because they can't find any girls their own age. Most of these girls date guys much older than them because they're "too good for the guys their own age".
They're known for using their vehicles to be loud and obnoxious, usually by revving up their non-muffled engines, doing burnouts, and blowing their overly loud horns. Not to mention, their vehicles likely have many illegal modifications installed on them. When they leave, they tend to race while drunk and/or high down an interstate or busy state highway, which usually ends in a bad wreck and/or a police chase.
Speaking of police, they always have to show up at the restaurant because these trashy people like to stir up shit there. When they finally put someone in handcuffs, all of them start screaming random shit like, "FUCK 12, FREE THE HOMIE, HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" even if the police were fully justified for arresting the said person.
If you're traveling to the Carolinas on a Friday/Saturday night, avoid Cookout restaurants at all costs. This is when it gets the worst.
As a former Cookout employee, I dealt with Cookout Trash for nearly a year. They would always start shit outside, and our manager would have to go out there and yell at them to stop. If they didn't stop, he would call the police. After they were all gone, I had to go outside and clean up whatever shit they left behind- beer bottles, food, used condoms, vomit, and whatever else.
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v.ii. To pee all over someone’s couch when you are wizasted and not offer to clean it up the next morning, further allowing it to seep into the cushions for eternity.
n.i. Marine strength standard for inner tubes. Ever since a contona was allowed on an inner tube they had to come up with a system to rate the strength of each tube and the distance it could be pulled before it will rupture. One contona rated tube can pull one contona for a mile or 15 minutes which ever comes first.
n.ii. Marine power standard for boat engines while pulling an inner tube. A boat engine is rated for one contona if it can pull a contona on a contona rated inner tube with out breaking down. Boat engines in North Carolina are no longer rated by horsepower they are rated by contonas.
n.iii. The sound a water tube makes when it explodes under massive pressure.
v.ii. To pee all over someone’s couch when you are wizasted and not offer to clean it up the next morning, further allowing it to seep into the cushions for eternity.
n.i. Marine strength standard for inner tubes. Ever since a contona was allowed on an inner tube they had to come up with a system to rate the strength of each tube and the distance it could be pulled before it will rupture. One contona rated tube can pull one contona for a mile or 15 minutes which ever comes first.
n.ii. Marine power standard for boat engines while pulling an inner tube. A boat engine is rated for one contona if it can pull a contona on a contona rated inner tube with out breaking down. Boat engines in North Carolina are no longer rated by horsepower they are rated by contonas.
n.iii. The sound a water tube makes when it explodes under massive pressure.
v.i.
Who is that pledge he's mad old?
Thats's Jason he's contonaing Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
v.ii.
Wtf dude, your couch smells like pee.
Jon contonaed on it last week.
n.i.
What's the rating on this tube? Is it contona rated? I hear to be contona rated a tube has to be able to withstand 2 sumo westlers battle to the death on top of one and the tube remain unscathed.
n.ii.
Pulling a man that size with this boat will take at least a 3 contona engine.
n.iii.
I bet when the atomic bomb exploded over hiroshima it sounded alot like a contona.
Who is that pledge he's mad old?
Thats's Jason he's contonaing Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
v.ii.
Wtf dude, your couch smells like pee.
Jon contonaed on it last week.
n.i.
What's the rating on this tube? Is it contona rated? I hear to be contona rated a tube has to be able to withstand 2 sumo westlers battle to the death on top of one and the tube remain unscathed.
n.ii.
Pulling a man that size with this boat will take at least a 3 contona engine.
n.iii.
I bet when the atomic bomb exploded over hiroshima it sounded alot like a contona.
by James Street April 29, 2008
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