cooter

salt puffer, hatchet womb, and cheesy roast beef curtains.

Lauren has a huge cooter.

by lockert August 15, 2004

cooter

Female Private Parts ie. "the inside out ear"

I dont like girls that have a funny name for their cooter.

by Ginjah October 18, 2004

cooter

the pink cookie, the looooooove pot, which is stormed by the multicolerded swat team, who glows in the dark

that's one leperous cooter

by Martay February 14, 2003

cooter

A female that just annoys you without doing anything, just it's presence/ sound of it's voice/ a smile/just anything about her annoys the shit of you.

That girl is def the cooter of the team, can't fucking stand her!

by whitechocolatefatfreepudding March 31, 2009

cooter

a messy excuse for a chacha

Britney Spears, got a blochy red cooter....AKA K-Feds remians

by shrums December 13, 2006

cooter

A puss bearing vagina consisting of blood, boogers and thy occational cobweb.

process- and ugly oversized womens vagina begins to bear puss, when the puss hardens it creates a sphere inside the vigina. soon puss and blood start to seep into the open space. when the sphere gets hard it swells until it cant fit any more. When it cant fit that it shoots out like a cannon. You must clean your cooter at least once per hour depending on your weight and visual apperance.
Other features- ability to create pearls- when a piece of sand is trapped inside the cooter it begins to begin to transform into a pearl (similar to clam ) depending on the length the sand stays in the cooter the bigger and more valuable to pearl will be.

by Jesse Godfrey December 28, 2005

cooter

Referring to the curvature on the brim of ones baseball cap.

my hat has a nice cooter to it.

by Matt9i8678235 March 26, 2008