Convict Clean

When one washes themselves so vigorously as if they do not know when they will get a permission to bathe again.

Damn boy... You smell soooo good. You convict clean.

Stop scrubbing so hard. U tryna get that shit convict clean?

by Wilbrina624 January 14, 2022

Convict allies

The best FtC ending.

Convict allies is best

by just_a_togekiss November 29, 2022

confictional

When you talk with conviction but what you're saying is completely made up, unreasonable, of warped logic or completely untrue... then you are talking with confiction. You may well be very convincing or compelling, but it's all nonsense and you're talking out of your arse. A synonym: bullshit. But if you want a word to use in more polite conversation, use: 'confiction'.

Them: 'There's a whole island out there where they do experiments on aliens and make clones.'
The rest of everyone: 'You talk with such confiction you'd swear the sun can talk - stop making up such confictional nonsense!'

by Writer Woman March 5, 2023

convection erection

Pulling a turkey out of the oven and fucking it

Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.

by ZynFlynn69 August 23, 2023

convict tan

Extensive tattoos some convicts have adopted.

"He's still got his convict tan." from the 2013 film "A Single Shot".

by MPBT Havoc December 28, 2023

convict syndrome

when someone can't stop arresting people and sending them to prison
think kleptomania but with arresting people

javert has a very severe case of convict syndrome (one of the admins of this account is currently reading les mis)

by we make useful shit up November 23, 2023

CONVICT WITCH

Law enforcement that have sixth sense on who is to become a convict.

Look Out..... The Convict witch has our number,,,, We are busted!!!!!

by eve1 June 23, 2024