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Contrastatious

Being against the act of standing.
Adjective
Man I’m really Contrastatious right now.
by That shredded cheese March 22, 2022
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Contrasequester

A 'Contra-Deal' between Carbon Emissions and planting more Flora to sequester Carbon.

Contrasequesters, Contrasequestered, Contrasequestration.

also abbreviated to 'Consequester'
*Harvestoration* of the environment back to Indigenous 'pre-European contact' Habitat wherever feasible uses the Contrasequester aka Consequester idea perfectly, where planting offsets the Carbon emitted by the burning of NO EMISSIONS FastOx Gasified BioDiesel*
by PartisanZ July 26, 2022
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Contraceptive personality

A personality type which causes you to luck out with those you are trying to date.
Joe has tried to score with three girls so far tonight, but every time, his contraceptive personality got in the way, and we was denied.
by Nick WJ May 2, 2023
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contraceptives

The practice of putting your smartphone in your jeans pocket, as it obstructs your fertility when it's incidentally expensive to raise kids these days.
I’m all about contraceptives these days; my phone is practically glued to my pocket!
by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025
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Source contraception

When the girl wants babies but not the guy, but to please her, he still uses no condoms.

Sike, he disconected his balls.
"Are you serious? You want a baby too?!"

"Yeah baby, anything for you"

(Disconects his balls)

"Hehe, not today fam, lemme source contraception."
by Dedzi March 3, 2020
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