Boa constrictor

Squeezing a friend until he or she can no longer breathe

How was last night?
Sucked. Josh hit me with a boa constrictor.

by Jleebootyhole January 24, 2015

Contrived

Something produced to look "all new" and shit but having the same content and atmosphere about it. These things are but are not limited to: actors, comedians, designers, TV shows, music, toys, appearance, sexual activity, even so much as a state of mind.

" I don't know, man...everything in our culture in this day and age is so contrived."

"pixar and dreamworks movies are very contrived"

"Hipsters actually are EXTREMELY contrived."

by Dystyl September 2, 2012

constripulator

That lazy chode that cuts across lanes of a parking lot, only to miss your car by a inch, because their schedule can't accomodate an extra second to be courteous to other drivers.

That dang constripulator almost hit my '81 Honda.

by kstrachdeuce September 14, 2007

constifused

Confusedly constipated

I'm really constifused because this morning I should have been stuck in the bathroom, what with all the Ex-Lax, Beer and bran flakes I consumed last night.

by euroyeti March 5, 2010

Constrictopus

Someone who incredibly tightly wraps all their limbs around another persons full body in an attempt to cuddle for prolonged amounts of time.

“My partner is such a constrictopus! I couldn’t even scratch my nose for an hour!”

by PieniKissa February 6, 2019

Boa Constrictor

A woman, who, during fellatio, unhinges her jaw, in order to take in an abnormally large male member.

Last night, that Boa Constrictor had to ice her jaw after we finished.

by NoPseudonym February 24, 2009

contrite

To stick a trident up your ass.

Sometimes I want to contrite myself.

by Cunty McDickbag March 12, 2014