Pro Conrad

A lifetime gamer with sic, unbeatable Lego and lightsaber skills.

If you can’t beat the game, ask a Pro Conrad for help!

by Graham Kracker Kate aka Momz June 11, 2021

dial-up courage

A sense of security felt by employees of large corporations whereby workers can voice their opinions on sensitive or risky topics over a conference call instead of speaking up in a meeting and being recognized. This also applies when the employee is just too embarrassed to be seen when asking a question even though his identity is known.

Andy: So do you have the balls to challenge the CEO during his all-employee meeting on his new sexual harassment policy?

Eric: Hell no, but I have dial-up courage so I'll just call in from my desk and ask.

Andy: You are a pussy.

by ag1979 February 26, 2010

red badge of courage

When a man has penile-vaginal sexual intercourse with a woman who is currently menstruating. Not to be confused with the term red beard which involves oral sex.

Barney had to clean up his penis after earning his red badge of courage with Betty.

by tru@ January 13, 2005

Contagious Magic

A form of sympathetic magic based on the view that things once conjoined continue to influence each other when separated; thus magic performed on a lock of hair may affect the person from whom it came.

Contagious Magic is magic that attempts to affect a person through something once connected with him or her, as a shirt once worn by the person or a footprint left in the sand; a branch of sympathetic magic based on the belief that things once in contact are in some way permanently so, however separated physically they may subsequently become.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

courage

The magic that turns dreams into reality.

Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality! - said by a man with a few screws loose

by Aster's Dreams July 6, 2009

courageous

Someone who has the strength to accomplish something great everyday and have faith in everything he/she does.

Omg she so courageous to me!!!

by MyMyae October 3, 2018

Brown badge of courage

The act of eating a ass with chunks of fecal matter or shit stains all along the crack of your partners ass. After completing the task you have officially earned your brown badge of courage. You sick bastard.

"Dude last night I finally earned my brown badge of courage with the help of your mom."

by AzNm0Nk3y January 12, 2006