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Congress

Do-Nothing F@#cktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.
"95% of Americans want an assault weapons ban yet all Congress wants to do is kick us in the nuts, have gay sex in airport bathrooms, and vote themselves pay raises.
by The Real Jon Stewart April 30, 2013
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prostatic congestion

The condition commonly known as blue balls in males. It most commonly occurs when a man is continually aroused but never actually ejaculates. It is caused by an excess build up of fluid from the prostate gland (the fluid that makes up semen).

I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.
My wife and I were making love when the kids came home early and we had to stop. Man, had some bad prostatic congestion (blue balls)!!
by Dick Tater January 28, 2006
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beef chongle

NOT a sexual move where the balls are rubbed with beef
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Congress

A gathering of sorts in which useful ideas are proposed, debated, debated some more, revised to please some moronic babbling baboons whose only goal in life is to make yours miserable, revised a final time, voted upon, and usually rejected. Also synonymous with "Animal Farm", "Yellow pages" (some brilliant jackass found a way to waste time and reveal the phone numbers and addresses of several hundred Americans), and rarely, "Progress". Current place of residence is in two buildings, one of which strikingly resembles a single female breast.
Person 1: "Yo man, you seem them Reps battle it out in Congress last night? That shit was teh SHIT! I mean, when the dude from Connecticut pulled out the chainsaw, I was all, 'YEAH!!! F-ing A! GO AMERICA! LIBERTY OR FUCKING DEATH, BITCH!'."

Person 2: "You SO belong in Congress, dude."
by Random Person 7 August 2, 2009
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Congress of the Cow

A sex position, the girl on all fours, the man penetrates from behind while reaching around simulating milking the breast.
My wife's favorite sexual position is the Congress of the Cow.
by Res Q Luv May 5, 2018
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conglomourine

Collective urine puddle. Where running streams of random people's urine meet.

Commonly sighted at music festivals, this large pool of urine is a result of streams trickling from demountable toilets.

Often hard to distinguish from water and other safe liquids due to contamination and discolouration from dirt, alcohol and other festival matter.
John: Look out bro! (grabs his friend'd arm)
Andy: What? (looks down)
John: Gee, that was close. You almost stepped in that large puddle of conglomourine.
Andy: Thanks bro.
by GigPig February 25, 2011
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congile

The word is a mix between congeal and child, meaning a fleshy pile of children, usually in a decaying state. In ancient Mesopotamian societies games of king of the mountain were often played on congiles of an epic proportion, bro.
Person 1) "hey man, did you get rid of that congile in your garage yet?"
Person 2) "no man but I need to, its starting to stink. I've got some pitchforks in the shed if you want to help out."
by KNJ... Ripp'd November 28, 2011
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